CPA Patrick

Family Man. Outgoing. Foolish in 4 local and 2 international languages. Career Tax Consultant. Retweets don't mean or amount to endorsement.

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@Itsbett_ @RobertAlai Hii jamaa inaongea upuus. Unverified rumours hurting people's businesses. Soulfa lounge has over 30 accommodation rooms where guests come to spend their nights. Guests must be locked inside. Ama namna gani?

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@JKirengeh @RobertAlai Good question. And Soulfa is doing accommodation services. How can they lock out customers who want to sleep

[Jose kirengeh @JKirengeh]

@RobertAlai Unataka bar attendants wakakule kwako?

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

We are waiting for Mzee Atwoli to start attacking bwana Ruto.

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@theOnlyWambaria Poor collection of goods. You need dry foods which store longer

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@Howrealto Still dangerous. Hit a ball with your face, then the other person does the same?

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@DanielMavine @CPAPatrick1

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@NPSOfficial_KE @APSKenya @DCI_Kenya @KTNNewsKE @CapitalFMKenya @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @citizentvkenya @Kiss100kenya @GhettoRadio895 Do this. I have a security firm with a dog unit. Give me a tender of bringing atleast 3 lions to town in the morning, they roam the CBD during the day, I take them to the park in the evening. All you do is report that lions have escaped the park and you are looking for them.

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

Is it true that there is #CoronaInKenya? #VijanaTuvukeNaBBIKe

[The Mbuku Michael🇰🇪 @MbukuMichael]

Who do you think will be Next President of Republic of Kenya.

Let's settle this once and for all

For William Ruto Retweets 🔁🔁

For Raila Odinga like ❤❤❤

#KenyaUnderRuto
#KenyaUnderRuto

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

Kazi ya BBI influencers imekuwa ngumu. The public is against it & unlike Punguza Mizigo, BBI has zero substance so BBI influencers have nothing to support. They're now using pseudo accounts to jump from one anti-BBI tweet to another shouting "Umelipwa na Ruto" 😂😂😂 #UhuruMustGo

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@IkeOjuok @CollinceBey You are the one who is shallow. How can you purport to know @DavidNdii better than he knows himself. He lends his intellectual might where he sees it fit. He is a professor.

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@SomPundit This us Vs them mentality must stop. No one chooses their neighbour. Problems of Somali people are the same as Kenyan people. In fact, as indians united with caucasians and others to form USA, East Africa should unite. Anything less is simply ignorance, naivety and illiteracy.

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@OneJacobKelly The victim must have made the killers really angry

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@Eric_Analyst @MugamboWaAfrica @FredMatiangi @citizentvkenya @TV47KE #Big-Man-Syndrome. They feel very entitled.

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@kipmurkomen @benardmaiyo3 I hear Ngilu's County Finance offices are more flamable that all Patrol Stations in Kenya. The office has caught fire several times. Each time consuming crucial Accounting Documents.

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@Asamoh_ @KenyanTraffic It doesn't matter.

[CPA Patrick @CPAPatrick1]

@Gideon_Kitheka @WilliamsRuto A DP is a very busy person. Especially today when there are several presidents around. Anyway, today PROTOCOL has shown BBI jockers like Atwoli, Keebeecho and Mr. Ibu their position. Mganga had to sneak his uganga to the podium! From today no BBI, let us implement PROTOCOL.