Pygmy Tyrant

Independent and confused. (she/they)

[Pygmy Tyrant @CPAllie]

My brows are too good for this

[Pygmy Tyrant @CPAllie]

@ssrihoe Were you at plants and planters

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

it’s bisexual awareness week so everyone be vigilant, they could be lurking anywhere. stay safe

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

girls should be allowed to rename their boyfriends when they start dating

[Pygmy Tyrant @CPAllie]

Thought it was a rough week and then I found out that I got played by the most mediocre, thumb-looking, white man.

[Pygmy Tyrant @CPAllie]

"overdressed gf and her underdressed bf"

How about a partner who can match your energy and compliment your vibes???

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

be myself? the person who got me into this mess????

[Pygmy Tyrant @CPAllie]

@caibly No

[Pygmy Tyrant @CPAllie]

@caibly making a hair appointment

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

why make a 2 minute phone call when I can avoid it and feel anxious about the phone call for another 24 hours instead

[Pygmy Tyrant @CPAllie]

Sometimes I forget that @caibly knows when I'm ovulating before I do.

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Remember when they were trying to figure out why there was a giant drop in crime like 30 years ago and they tried to say it was due to better policing…

And then the Freakonomics dudes figured out it’s because an entire generation wasn’t forced to give birth to unwanted kids.

[Pygmy Tyrant @CPAllie]

Everytime this summer when I'm struggling with an outfit and feeling like I need to cover up more, I make myself think about if anyone would question it if a skinny girl wore it.

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[Meryl Streep Fans @StreepersPH]

the scene: the fans:

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

I’m not posting thirst traps.
I invented them! Ha! 😎