Dan 🦅

Crystal Palace fan with a northern accent

[Dan 🦅 @CPFCDM]

@pnm1979 Are Aurora connected to Unique Sports Group?

[Dan 🦅 @CPFCDM]

There's a Charlton fan in the hotel I'm staying in who's said that Charlton have a bigger rivalry with Brighton than Palace do. #BHAFC fans, is this clown talking out of his arse?

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@EdwardTesfbzsb @PalaceReport He said no during the presser

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@carlos_198323 @ChrisTrotter161 It's a weirdly nice situation to be in. I've lived through the greatest period in my club's history. It's a shame that the powers that be won't allow us to push on. We're nowhere bear the size of Villa and Newcastle but how are supposed to even get to a club of your size?

[Dan 🦅 @CPFCDM]

@CPFC Where's Timber?

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@shanehagan24 I'll send a message to the club to throw £20 notes at Uncle Bouba and to rock up in a second hand Astra next time

[Lord Farkequaad @LordFarkequaad]

Footballs hilarious really isn’t it. Grown adults staying up late to find out if a man has changed his place of work

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Translation: "I only care about my fees"
Shit player. Shit agent. Cunt. #cpfc

[Palace Report @PalaceReport]

🇸🇳 Ismaïla Sarr's agent on Instagram.

[Dan 🦅 @CPFCDM]

@pistoncolts2005 @CpfcReece @TalkCPFC He apparently had 6 months left on his Feyenoord deal which is why he was cheap for Marseille. The Marseille fans are not happy with their club if you check their social feed

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@lukeyCPFC34 That's the spirit, Lukey

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@BobbyManzi Any word on deal sheets?

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@FYPFanzine So Uncle Bouba doesn't like due diligence?

[Dan 🦅 @CPFCDM]

@kentpalace Tell him he's a cunt for being a) an agent and b) friends with you

[Dan 🦅 @CPFCDM]

#CPFC fans 🤝 #SAFC fans

Agreeing that Roc Nation and Fofana's uncle are money grabbing cunts.

[Dan 🦅 @CPFCDM]

@TheGamerTek03 *bangs the mat* "WHERE THE FUCK WAS UNCLE BOUBA?!"

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@PalaceReport @JackRosser_ Sun journo. I'd rather trust a talking cat

[ᴮᶦˡˡ @Billy_Meyers98]

To be fair to Steve Parish and Matt Hobbs, you never go into transfer talks expecting some bloke called 'Uncle Bouba' to be your downfall... #cpfc

[Dan 🦅 @CPFCDM]

@kentpalace I'm convinced that you don't actually like football based on our previous interactions. Please block me. Fucking old cunt

[Dan 🦅 @CPFCDM]

@sjsjjejddjjdj Football fans against modern football. It's a beautiful thing

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"Deal sheets" - A phrase Palace fans hear twice a year

[Palace Report @PalaceReport]

🚨 Crystal Palace working on multiple deals in final hours of transfer window.

Remain in race for Malick Fofana. Negotiations at varying stages for Quinten Timber, Ben Chilwell and Dario Osorio

@JamesSavundra