Crystal Phallus

Football team playing in Keele six-a-side league C. #UpTheDIcks

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@CPFCKeele @KamKouhi @haydnrussell looking forward to playing at the club, I believe we'll have a promising year #Upthedicks

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TRANSFER NEWS: The club are pleased to announce the signings of @MikeDavidCope @KamKouhi and @haydnrussell on one year deals #UpTheDicks

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TRANSFER NEWS: The club are sad to announce that @awaller1994 has left the team by mutual consent. We wish him all the best at his new club.

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unfortunate loss today in the final 2-0 #UpTheDicks #FollowThePhallus

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Today's the day, the final kicks off at 4:30 vs FingerBang fc #UpTheDicks #FollowThePhallus

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friendly tonight at 7:00 against InterMivan, unfortunately @MrBabooga is unavailable for selection due to prior commitments #UpTheDicks

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Another two excellent wins... against the same team on penalties (4-3 and 2-1) The Phallus are in the final #UpTheDicks #FollowThePhallus

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Superb win for The Phallus, 5-4 on penalties! @MikeysquidSmith with the immense save

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Finals night tonight, first game at 8:20 against InterMivan #UpTheDicks #FollowThePhallus #FinalsDay

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Great win today, 2-1. @Anaverageguyx and @awaller1994 with the goals #UpTheDicks #FollowThePhallus

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Starting VI: Smith, Bilton, Hakanoglu, Clarke, Waller, Edwards. #UpTheDicks #FollowThePhallus

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@MrBabooga is facing a last minute fitness test to see if his shoulder injury has healed enough to allow him to play this evening

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Tonight's game is an 8:30 kickoff against Shaktar Lastnight #UpTheDicks #FollowThePhallus

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Last weeks result was a 1-1 draw.

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Tonight's fixture is against the Gradely Gents. Kick off at 8pm.

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Crystal Phallus 1-0 Brokeele. @TomBilton with the goal #UpTheDicks

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Tonight's game is against Brokeele, 8.30pm kick off.

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@CPFCKeele BOYS BOYS BOYS

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OUR FIRST WIN! Crystal Phallus 1-0 Woys Boys. @awaller1994 with the goal #UpTheDicks

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Tonight's game is against Woys Boys, 9pm KO