Englander / Chris

I am a Chris. University of Brighton ('98), Env. Science / Data Analyst / Brighton & Hove Albion FC / Hampshire CCC / Twitch.

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So let’s have a little multi-Tweet thread about Sir Christopher Lee, who I have been a lifelong fan of. I loved that I shared a name with him when I was a kid. And I love that this only scratches the surface of his life.

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The SAS walk among us, prepared for all elite operations @Nezerith

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@HelloFreshUK I sent an e-mail to you at [email protected] at the start of June to stop sending mail in my late mother's name. I come in and found yet another envelope asking my late mother to enrol for your recipe boxes today. I have e-mailed you again. Please read it.

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Goodbye, Twitter

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Right, I have had enough of Elon Musk’s tiresome bullshit, fucking about and interfering in shit with his wormtongued hard right wing shittery, so I am going dormant, especially after the Civil War crap. No point using this cesspit of a site any longer.

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@ShawnMichaels @TripleH @TheCW Just borrowing the jet too 😝

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Elon Musk is a prize pillock.

Pass it on.

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INTENTION: Revolution! Take to the streets! Make your voices be heard! The leftist movement must be stopped!

REALITY: We set fire to a Shoezone in Sunderland.

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@TheJimCornette Maybe they’ll be a couple of dozen fans standing under it, wanting their shit signed when it finally does go.

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@SusanahGrace YERKSHER

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@SusanahGrace I had a look on mine. This will 100 percent guarantee to satisfy your urge to shred.

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@SusanahGrace @LLumiya

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

how i'm tryna be

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@Hurmly @HotFlakesTom @SusanahGrace As Bob Dylan taught us, the answer my friend, is blowing in the wind.

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@HotFlakesTom @SusanahGrace I reckon she caught her foot in the dress and stumbled. That set off a tremor thar caused the earth to part and the mighty KING GHIDORAH to rise from his slumber out of the fissure. Susie instantly headbutted him to death and mused “A walk in a dress, never again, what a mess!”.

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@SusanahGrace Did they poke the end of that big stick into the incredible Hulk’s bottom? Asking for the Gamma infused superhuman community.

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@SusanahGrace Under the same criteria you can pour rum all over it too…

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@mrbiffo The meteorite was only able to strike Britain after somebody opened the flap on their wig-wam and let it in. All true facts. It’s been posted on the internet so there is citation.

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@MrBarryLewis I do hope the Royal Family have commissioned you to bake a supersized Munchie chocolate for a banquet.

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@alispagnola Tim to cover the car in them Ali. A great big mobile boing hedgehog.

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@GlamCricket @masoncrane32 Nothing but good luck to you Mason, and thanks for helping bring so much white ball success to Hampshire down the years.