Fritter Fiend

Just a man who lives Fricken (Fired Chicken) and Fritters

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

@KrispyKremeCan This is my formal announcement of a campaign to get apple fritters back in Toronto

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

@helon_vn Everyone knows Casper is the best

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

Ever heard of Michelangelo?
@GitHubEducation #MyOctocat #QHacks2018 #QHacks

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

@kailumbang What did I ever do to get put ahead of the genius behind the unprettier Christian Cage

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

@NotEnoughVaughn um heck ya we did! #tagteamcomingsoon

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

@NotEnoughVaughn What gym?I will go. Anything for my maned man.

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

@NarcColepsy We weren't even close to death

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

@rachscanlon I didn't know you had to catch refrigerators. I don't know if I can afford the time to be doing that. Guess I'll just eat out.

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

@rachscanlon ...yes

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

I was just successfully prank called and to be honest I've never been happier to be a part of something. It was magical.

[freak of the week @kensukeoffice]

@CPMellows "Wow you're such a good mom"
Mom: "Tweet that!" #thefamily

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

Me: I might actually get to do something fun this summer. Mother:I think you know how I feel about you having fun.

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

What is a web developer's favourite pop artist? JSON Derulo #QHacks

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

Kanye + Chance in one day. GG rest of life GG

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

Is that what like a G6 is about 😐

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

I could be jesix.

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

If Drake is the 6 God can I be the 6 Jesus?

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

Me: Siri what's the date. Siri: Here are directions to dalewood golf course. Mom: That's the closest thing you've had to a date all year. 😢

[Fritter Fiend @CPMellows]

Mom: "Christian are you prancing again! What have I told you about prancing!"