Curtis Parker-Milnes

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[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

bloody hell, look how satisfying feb 2021 is

[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

@radioaliceyoung Love it! 🎉

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@hashbrowngirI NAILED IT 🎉

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@NicolaForwood Nah, never!

I miss you too! I am hoping to do my Cowell at the end of May while away in the Lake District. Currently sat at 95 events so I still have four others to run at between now and the end of May!

Let me know what you fancy!! We could still finish *my* alphabet!

[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

realised i’m at that stage in life when all i can think about is the reflux

[Ribz of Tik Tok @ribzoftiktok]

Pepperoni with pizza

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@PSH_A1674 @parkrun @panmacmillan @mattwhyman @parkrunUK @parkrunIE @parkrunSA @parkrunAU You should’ve picked a shorter name!

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@LorraineKWatch @gregjames I think we need to set up a GregJWatch account

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@bryansgunn Proper content. ⚽️

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@makeusabrew There are still some websites (banks included!) that won’t let me use a hyphen in my surname!

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@screenrotpod

[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

will never be as good as the original

https://t.co/VA8rfZJl4f

[Mohammad @MargBarAmerica]

calenderheads, peep february 2026. you don’t see em laid out like this often anymore. something to look forward to

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@screenrotpod I’m incredibly stressed by how blunt is knife is. It’s like he’s using another rasher of bacon to cut it.

[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

@radioaliceyoung @GlobalPlayer @global @LBCNews That’s such exciting news!

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@bryansgunn This is sensational.

[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

@normal_danny We were well prepared!
In fact, I was so well prepared I went elsewhere!

[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

Celebrating two years of @NorthBrewCo Running Club last week.

[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

@makeusabrew Any sign ups?

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

So we've moved on to the 'trying to stop people from being run over is woke' stage of the culture war https://t.co/8GnLmoTkoZ

[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

Dutch national anthem always giving “partridge in a pear tree” vibes 🇳🇱

[Curtis Parker-Milnes @CPMilnes]

perfect prep for leading at @NorthBrewCo running club tomorrow 🏃🏻‍♂️