CPR

CPR 📉| Chelsea FC since 1999 (27 years)

[CPR @CPREdition]

@tweets2tea Exactly bitch

[WhySoSerious? @NoLimitsRiq]

These niggas really don’t miss.

[. @builddachrist]

When Lucia locks me out the house for going to the strip Club alone

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🟡🔴🇹🇷 Rafael Leão to Galatasaray, here we go! Deal agreed with AC Milan and player’s camp.

Rafa will be in Istanbul this weekend.

AC Milan to get package worth over €45m and Leão said yes to Gala after Aston Villa calls over last 48h.
@ExtrabetTR10

[Atleti Stream @AtletiStream]

🗣️🚨@MatteMoretto en Marca Transfer: “En BREVE el Atleti ELEGIRÁ a su nuevo DELANTERO.”

[JORBAS @JORBAS_F1]

Yo cuando esté manejando a Jason en el coche y me ponga "Mantén L2 para dedear a Lucia"

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟡🔴 Galatasaray reach agreement in principle to sign Rafael Leão, here we go! 💣

AC Milan to receive package in excess of €45m with add-ons and sell-on clause also included.

Leão accepts after Aston Villa pushing and Gala improved terms proposal today. 🇹🇷

[Jim Halpert Argento @sapillopillo]

yo cuando un npc se quede mirando a lucia mas de 2 segundos

[𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚓𝚒🇨🇩!+ @wanjiXshima]

me trying to get back with Lucia after the 3rd time

[Lenny @KxngLenny_]

Spent the first 5 minutes of that GTA 6 showcase looking at lucia yams

[... @nofiltertalkss]

This seems like the most indecent thing in the world until you see what it really is😂 what a plot twist😱

[RndmnNbapost @RandmnNBApost]

Going back to Lucia after doin 2 lines of coke off a stripper

[Mike Keegan @MikeKeegan_DM]

🚨 A man who mocked the Hillsborough Disaster, wearing a Manchester United shirt with ‘97 Not Enough’ on the back, has now been jailed for 24 years for rape, sexual assault and violent abuse.
Story: https://t.co/q668DAuh6C

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

THE LION RETURNS 🦁​
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Branded Home Kit 26/27.​

Register your interest to be the first to wear it.

#CantTameUTHE LION RETURNS 🦁​
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Branded Home Kit 26/27.​

Register your interest to be the first to wear it.

#CantTameUs

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔵🇦🇷 All documents have been signed by Chelsea and Aston Villa for Emiliano Martínez deal.

£7.5m fee to Aston Villa.

[Messiah Yaniss 🇨🇵🇩🇿🇸🇳 @MessiahYaniss16]

J'en ai rien a foutre, je vais compter Lucia dans mon bodycount.

[Amoura @CFCAmoura]

- garnacho gone
- badiashile gone
- disasi gone
- delap gone
- jackson gone
- tosin leaving
- Enzo leaving
- Sanchez leaving
- Neto leaving

[Mason @wsgitsMason]

The one time he came to his senses

[Ben Jacobs @JacobsBen]

@FullTimeX_ Why make up this nonsense?