Assassin by CPSL

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Game over! Winner is Shawn Gustafson.

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Church service safety zones do not apply because it's in room 200, not service.

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The bomb will hit in 11 minutes and will last approximately 2 minutes.

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ITS THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.

There is a nuclear bomb heading directly towards the United States. Anybody that is not in the safety zone when the bomb hits will be killed. The safety zone is room 200 at CPC.

The bomb is scheduled to hit 2/25/18 at exactly 10:15am

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To finish this game, there will be a permanent purge in affect starting at midnight tonight

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Gun has been found

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@CamachoMarian It's been down to three people for a couple months 😂

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Hint: it's on one of the trees at the church

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Golden gun is out!

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You can kill at 8:30

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You can kill at 8:58

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You can kill at 8:51

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Emily was very passionate about her beliefs. So passionate in fact, that she wouldn't let any homeless animals stay on the streets through the night. Emily died of rabies. #RIP

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Taty was rolling a fresh batch of tamales with her abuela. Turns out it wasn't her real abuela. It was a Russian sleeper agent with the golden gun. #RIP

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After months of hiding in an underground bunker, Jonah was hit in the head by a medal detector and never recovered from the head injury. #RIP

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Jeff was in an all black Acapella group named "Soul Solos" when a bat flew down his wind pipe. Suffocated in the middle of the club.

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Turns out the person known as "Garrett Stidworthy" was an undercover sassy black woman. Died going through a car wash in a convertible. #RIP

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Angelo wanted to be Drift King. He was drifting his 1999 ford escort down a mountain and rolled it. He was impaled by a muffler.

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Elliot wanted to catch 'em all. Him and his sidekick Cao Pham chased a mystical pokémon right onto area 51. Elliot died by laser sniper gun.