Christian

you know I don't know karate

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

shoutout to the guy who rolled down the window of his 2001 Toyota Camry and threw up out of it on his way to work (me I’m the guy who did that)

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

Willing to spend an unreasonable amount on OG elite sock colorways hit my line

[CJ Fogler 🫡 @cjzero]

Katz: Where does that confidence come from"

Derik Queen: "I'm from Baltimore..."

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

only gonna act like Camron in the on my block freestyle where he’s counting money in 2025 heard it here first

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

Nothing in the world like having a 25+ point fantasy lead going into MNF and going 0-4 we are so back baby !!!!!! This isn’t even sarcastic !!!!!!

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

need to bring back early 2000’s parkour bad guys

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

@BigRandyNLU play in the nationals links trust 100 hole hike I will DOUBLE caddy for you and my shooter @rileyowens18 PTO’s already in, Big

[emmie karolyi @EmmieKarolyi]

@UMDcrew Sunny day at Ludwig for UMD Women’s soccer game against Indiana. Where are the premier college soccer supporters?! Not very premier of you guys.

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

Man we gotta get colorful packaging back in the mix man let’s get jazzed about consumerism again

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

Facebook reels are evidence that hell is empty and the devils are all here

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

@daniel_conroy These chumps saved themselves putting this on in flight entertainment

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

feeling disrespectful gonna wait for the safety demonstration on this flight and loudly yell “BOOOOORING” and then let my headphones slap over my ears when everyone looks back at me because I rudely interrupted the flight attendants what are these chumps gonna do

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

airports always have the hottest sink water damn bro I came to the AIRPORT not the LAVA STORE

[Brendan @BrendanWhitty11]

Would kill for another Old Town Road remix to come out

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

Patriots sign TE Scotty Washington to the practice squad; release rookie Jalen Wydermyer from the practice squad: https://t.co/U01ZOxYbSZ

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

this man has been married long enough to be sick of his wife but doesn’t know that she likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain??????????????????

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

@clara66561658 Clara, I agree. Wholeheartedly. And I endorse this behavior. By the way could you call me a fat ass Kelly price ? I gotta go prime time grindtime

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

@oksoph Matching 993s tho

[Christian @CP_Cilantro]

how did tolkien not get a 6 album deal bro “one ring to find them one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them” ???????????????????

[Hector @dbzfan323]

Finally