Chris Whitfield

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[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us. And this evening I shall sit in my agreeable garden, drinking beer from my own brewery and eating food from my own farm. Prepared by my own chef.

[Chris Whitfield @CP_Whitf]

@UTD_Seth001 Classy

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

I refuse to support a fake, opportunist, cos-playing a politician. That’s why I back @CountBinface against Farage! #ClactonByElection

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

This is untrue, Reform, and you know it.
France requested assistance from UK Border Force with rescue of a boat full of migrants that was on fire in the Channel. This is footage of that. Nothing to do with your plan to have the Royal Navy dump migrants on French shores without French permission. Nothing whatsoever.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

We have been trying to get Nigel Farage on for ages. At least @countbinface didn’t bottle it … the Clacton challenger out soon.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

Here it is. My manifesto for the 2026 Clacton By-Election. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join me, clean up Clacton and let's make 13th August Bin Day! #VoteBinface #VoteyMcVoteface #YesWeTinCan

[Chris Whitfield @CP_Whitf]

@CENTCOM And the Strategic goal from the start is ?

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

And not a word on the front pages, and pretty much a news blackout on the broadcast media. We are getting into Reverse Pravda mode when it comes to the wrongdoing of @reformparty_uk … anyone would think the media was biased to the right !!!

[Chris Whitfield @CP_Whitf]

@LiamPaulCanning Was at the game today, he was excellent.. pressing vs Rashford, Antony, Sancho, Garnacho never mind the skill. Born to be a United player ❤️

[Chris Whitfield @CP_Whitf]

@bethTmufc He was top draw today Beth, was at the game.

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[The Rest Is Politics @RestIsPolitics]

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[Chris Whitfield @CP_Whitf]

@dresserman @NickSigley FWIW i always used to think, can i explain this productivity improvement and demonstrate it clearly myself instore with the SM. Better for customers, colleagues and investors. If not, its a none starter.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

“President Trump has issued another …” load of news leading blah …. Why do our broadcasters insist on reporting whatever he tweets when so many previous threats, warnings, promises and predictions have gone precisely nowhere. Context matters.

[Chris Whitfield @CP_Whitf]

@CENTCOM Wonderful, your blowing up lots and killing many and i hope no more of your Service people arent killed and mamed but whats the goal and why now please ?

[Andrew Neil @afneil]

Of course it makes the world better off. For a while. But how long before they’re back doing all of that? Reinvigorated because they survived what USA had to throw at them. Not good.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

The US pulling out of NATO was part of the plan all along ... Putin’s plan that is. He just got lucky with who he helped to make US president. It really is time for Europe to get serious about the withdrawal of the US from credible global leadership or reliable alliance

[Chris Whitfield @CP_Whitf]

@CENTCOM Epic Failure

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

It is beyond pathetic to watch European jets actively shoot down drones in the Middle East while refusing to do the exact same thing over Ukraine.

We are willing to militarily defend airspace on another continent but let a European nation face genocide alone