Caroline Paskin Orr

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

@wightlinkferry what on earth is going on this evening with your ferry service? #Carnage #SortYourselvesOut #Embarrassing

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

@BarclaysOnline I rang tel no on website - but sorted it out just now - your team in India said the phones were broken. #stillunimpressed

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

Wallet stolen - reported cards lost to #Halifax great, #johnlewis great, #Barclays are crap - won't answer the phone, or just get cut off.

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

Am in Spain trying to report my barclaycard stolen @barclaysonline but your phone system keeps cutting me off #notgoodenough #unimpressed

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

Definition of embarrassing: when your big lady pants fly off your holiday balcony into the room beneath you #awkward #shouldvegonetolasenza

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

School's out and @isopaskinorr 's brain is not functioning #wasitever? #salad

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

@isopaskinorr @laracowdrey1 I'm at Queens watching Little Boy play. He's been asking after Lara #unrequitedlove

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

Good luck @isopaskinorr in your last GCSE. Trust you used the #biologybookspillow #osmosisworks

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

GCSE revision? Who cares when you have #placestogo #people to meet @isopaskinorr

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

@isopaskinorr Birthday over - back to reality! #PhysicsGCSE #goodluck #ratheryouthanme x

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

I'm at the London UK Passport Office but feel as tho I'm in a foreign country bizarrely @ASPaskinOrr

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

@PPaskinOrr Dad just said I'm at LHR tomoro - are you running low on anything? Yes! Mulberry handbags! His reply? #buggeroff

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

@isopaskinorr put it to the test. #osmosisinaction

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

@isopaskinorr good luck in your biology GCSE tomoro - my advice - use your biology books as a pillow tonight. Cramming thru #osmosis

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

@isopaskinorr #inisolation #specialneeds #wastedtweet was thinking of you, I promise! Anyway - you don't need luck #genie

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

My Rolex watch has stopped for the 1st time in 24yrs - am convinced it's been contaminated by @PPaskinOrr's horribly filthy Uni house

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

@PPaskinOrr NO! Piss off. That's my job! X

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

@PPaskinOrr GET A JOB!

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

Good Luck @ASPaskinOrr in your engineering exams starting tomoro! Unleash your inner geek. #nerdatheart #geekygenes

[Caroline Paskin Orr @CPaskinOrr]

Good luck @PPaskinOrr in your Final of Finals! #you'llbefine #you'reagenie! Big wide world looms large - exciting times!