Charles Patterson

Stand Up Comic, Writer-filmmaker. General entertainment savant extraordinaire. Banned from performing in Penn State!!! (comedy, not any other stuff)

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

Only a dweeb of my magnitude finds this image badass. And yes, I want more troopers to make a future… https://t.co/dZAzi2Xfp2

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Cespedes just passed Jason Bay on the #mets all time RBI list.

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Dear @Mets - you are squandering games that c(sh)ould be wins due to the lack of offense. Maybe move one of our 6 pitchers and address that?

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I'm so sad, yet so grateful for @CarlHagelin thx for some great memories & ur incredible play. I truly hope someday u are back. Best of luck

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

Definitely have officially become 'that' guy. Co-worker is aware that I "like" grumpy gnomes,… https://t.co/w2gkd1LXdq

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

@CPatt29: Low Q audio, but decent view of crowd for goal 2 Saturday... https://t.co/HVJ9AQGqYI #nyr #NYRangers @rangersreport #nhl #ecf

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

fans need to chill out on @iheartmiko - she's a supportive wife, do you think she had that fin gear in '12? Reasons for allegiance vary...

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@RayCastoldi thank you 4 the time. For WIW, I loved when you'd do a muffled version of the horn "per goal" in blowouts (96-97ish?)

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

@RayCastoldi well thank you sir, I think most would argue it's the best goal song, and original which is incredible.

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

Please confirm @RayCastoldi - "slap shot" is SLIGHTLY different now then when you first put it out 20 years back? Sirens and stuff, no?

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

If you watch the #SuperBowl over, they test butler a lot during the game...and failed a bit then too. #oops #premonition

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

The #SuperBowl commercials must think today is Father's Day.

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The #SuperBowl #Halftime show has become the music equivalent to the #wwe #RoyalRumble in which you wonder who they'll pull from obscurity

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I'm bleeding out of my crotch #LikeAGirl

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

My scene in Foxcatcher was cut. #comedy #lol #breathing #nose #heavybreathing #Foxcatcher https://t.co/H3VsOEZPqf

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

They cut my scene from Foxcatcher #comedy #lol #heavybreathing #foxcatcher #idiot https://t.co/HKnoJFpgsu

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

White trash quesadillas. No meat, that shit's expensive. #comedy #food #whitetrashcooking https://t.co/RFquBVqC2j

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

Knicks basketball. #knicks #comedy #lol #whiteguys #nothockey #thegardenofbricks #basketball https://t.co/fATGWeyZXo

[Charles Patterson @CPatt29]

Who has secrets in salt n pepa that they're doing this? #comedy #songaboutsex #notelevators #lol #nodignity... https://t.co/dbQLNgNWao

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@artiequitter just finished the audiobook for CnB (because who reads?) I want to thank you for your honesty and incredible story.