Chrisy

I don’t understand Twitter

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

I think runners are sociopaths and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

@crablessclue April

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

@crablessclue Is it our brains or is something else wrong with us?😅

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

Every Thursday I have a meeting at 2pm. Every. Single. Thursday.
It’s on my calendar, I get reminders, and yet every single Thursday, I forget.

[Sarah @gigglyjoe]

I should’ve bought a house in 2007 instead of plastering my walls with posters of the jonas brothers

[🌻 @bedennaznun]

You know who isn't an illegal immigrant? Colt Gray. No school shooters have been illegal immigrants. We have an epidemic of homegrown abusive white boys.

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

Take the hint. @ my bills

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

My goal is to spend no more than $7 from now until January

[B @the_petshopboy]

Me @ me.

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

Hey @drpepper how can I get a lifetime supply of the creamy coconut? I’m obsessed!

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

I drove and left my house twice already today and honestly…. Not a huge fan

[𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢❗️ 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢 @IllyNOTLilly]

Can you relate?

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

and I’d definitely do it again

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[ᵉᵐᵒ ᵇⁱᵍ ʳᵒᵇ @sorryimscience]

real shi

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

@andiejhandiej I was literally just talking about this movie and how accurate and relevant it is to today!

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

@crablessclue I have one. She said Dr.Pepper should be discontinued and that’s all I needed to hear.

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

I haven’t had any sense of smell or taste for a couple of months now and honestly I’m not even mad anymore because I don’t have to smell all of the NYC summer smells☺️

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

It’s me😋

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who the FUCK is out here keeping Dr. Pepper in business

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

Count me in

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Thinking about joining the cicadas this summer and just screaming for six weeks straight. You?

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

@crablessclue And just a little dumb

[Chrisy @CPelekai]

I cringe so hard any time FB shows me a memory from any time before ~2017. Questioning the way I talked, posed for photos, literally did anything😵‍💫