Charlie Peligrosso

We should forgive our enemies, but not before they are hanged

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@NOT_MOTD Let the Guinness settle you fucking heathens!

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@stoolpresidente You employ @BFW and @StoolMintzy and you’re complaining about people being annoying?

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@BarstoolBigCat This is awesome

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This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂

“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.

He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.

One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.

I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.

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@UncleBubba_88 @StoolAfterDark Mooch off of the system for sure

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@BarstoolYak Anything to do with @StoolMintzy is painfully boring! Stop forcing him on the world and fire him please. He’s useless

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@BigKnickEnergy_ Someone’s sandwich is just sitting there while she’s giving this interview. A true travesty

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@stoolpresidente That’s just an awful omen for the spurs or thunder. You’re a half-assed fan and the sports gods constantly shit on you

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@barstoolsports @StoolAfterDark Anything @StoolMintzy is fucking unwatchable

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@OhioTate Better than listening to @StoolMintzy stammer on and on about some bread horseshit down in bumblefuck Louisiana

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@OhioTate Who gives a shit. Fuck mintzy

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@CrackAmicoRAP What about your intimate Epstein island dinner @chelseahandler

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@TheDunkCentral @maxkellerman @NBA__Courtside It’s like having @maxkellerman breaking down sports for you

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@BarstoolYak Top 5 most awful stories of all time. He is unlikeable. No redeeming qualities

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@DannyJConrad Dudes always so greasy

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@TheDozenTrivia @ProjBigScreen @JackKennedy @ChrisKlemmer @RobbieBarstool @thejeffvibbert @kellykeegs @KFCBarstool @martymush @TomScibelli @bobgoochman Keegs is like 70 - she lived through the events of forest gump in real time

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@_leeescobedo Curry was by far the most painful. It cursed us for years to come. The Bargnani trade is a close second. That’s a salary dump situation- the Raptors should be giving a pick of some sort to get rid of that awful Bargnani deal and here the Knicks come giving them a first.

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@StoolAfterDark @barstoolsports That’s gotta be out. That’s on purpose

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@sny_knicks Embiid 9 FTs to Brunsons 8. Clown