Crystal Phallus FC

Best team in the East. Drew 1-1 on 17th December 2014! WON 5-1 on 4th feburary 2015!!!Emotionally folded on the 13th May 2015 #DareToPhallus #TeamofIanGitonga's

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

@2girls1_schlupp @Ian_Gitonga
But is he a real Phallus Legend if he wasn't wearing Chino Shorts #DareToChino

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

@2girls1_schlupp also @Ian_Gitonga is the only man to grace that league who is majestic enough in the middle to be known as Paul Scholes

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

@2girls1_schlupp stealing our # aswell as our players now #daretophallus

[2 Girls 1 Schlupp @2girls1_schlupp]

Here we have @chazzago defence King by day, drag queen by night. Hopefully he leaves his heels at home on Wednesday

[2 Girls 1 Schlupp @2girls1_schlupp]

Unfortunately @seales_14 will not be attending this week due to a prior family engagement in Syria

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

PHALLUS KEEPER still keeps everything out, learnt everything he knows from @andy_lee97 #thingsjacobchapmancouldsave

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

Whoever is doing the tweets for @2girls1_schlupp is awful, nothing compared to @andy_lee97 back in the day #phallus (@chazzago)

[charlie golding @chazzago]

@2girls1_schlupp @CPhallus I'm back boys #paulscholes

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

@FcGently @2girls1_schlupp we allknow who owns this place and tradition really! We only give permission to the schlupp lads, fuck off to KFC

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

He's more useful out field #MEAT #NOBOWELNOBOTHER https://t.co/FzXwZOfCMF

[2 Girls 1 Schlupp @2girls1_schlupp]

@CPhallus @chazzago And hes not in goal🔥⚽️

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

Gaffer returns to play for #2G1S https://t.co/HW0PPWMlfj

[2 Girls 1 Schlupp @2girls1_schlupp]

@chazzago 2G1S would like to call such a legend as yourself out of retirement tonight at 8:40! #Phallus #2G1S

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

Happy birthday @2girls1_schlupp

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

Would like all former Phallus supporters to get behind a new franchise @2girls1_schlupp, their first game is tomorrow at TCA Stadium 8:40KO.

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

@JackTaylor17 NOBODY GIVES A FUCK JACK

[Sam Eales @seales_14]

Its an honour to receive the lifetime achievement award for phallus, thanks to @CPhallus and @chazzago ,special mention to @JackTaylor17 ;)

[Crystal Phallus FC @CPhallus]

Harry Johnson wins Players Lad

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Jack Taylor wins Managers Player

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Sam Eales wins lifetime achievement for Phallus lifetimes

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BUNNING wins Boards player

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Hal Whyatt wins Most Improved Player