Calum Pitkethly

[Calum Pitkethly @CPitkethly]

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[Calum Pitkethly @CPitkethly]

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[Calum Pitkethly @CPitkethly]

@jackwhitehall @fatherwhitehall @NetflixUK Got a long drive tomorrow, this ought to keep me entertained.

[James Smith @Jamesmith1286]

@CharlieHep having an 18th with 130 people in a few weeks you around to drop it

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Calum Pitkethly @CPitkethly]

Meet Bruce #beercow

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There's a man in my garden building what appears to be the Eye of Sauron

[Calum Pitkethly @CPitkethly]

@Topher141 can't see it, is it bad?

[Chris Hitchcock @Topher141]

I just farted and it sounded like a smooth jazz trumpet

[Calum Pitkethly @CPitkethly]

@Morgan_Davies69 should of

[Calum Pitkethly @CPitkethly]

@Morgan_Davies69 80,000

[Calum Pitkethly @CPitkethly]

@ellietrewxo. Ohh yeah I did

[Calum Pitkethly @CPitkethly]

@jackelliss28 good luck!!!