CONOR-19

What's a meme?

[CONOR-19 @CPlatiapus]

Do you think master chefs cook for themselves every night, or do you think Gordon Ramsay's secret comfort food is Kraft Mac n Cheese and Digiorno frozen pizzas?

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[Emily @writerofscratch]

The existence of one hallucinated reference doesn't just make the entire paper worthless, it also raises concerns regarding every single other work by the same author.

It is evidence of serious disregard towards the very notions of academic and scientific integrity.

[no body @nobody776144859]

@jmhorp how to do your taxes: fill out this worksheet.

you DID learn that in school

[🏔Adam🏔 @denverbitcoin]

Flock cameras don’t just grab your license plate.

They log:
• Dents/stickers/damage/decals on car
• Likeness of driver (clothing & facial details)
• Direction, speed, duration of time on roads
• Accompanying passenger count

These cameras are Orwellian & unconstitutional.

[pun 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇧🇪 @punpunpunpun]

People from elementary school are still in my dreams at night man

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Iranian hackers are threatening to hack the U.S. credit bureaus. They are threatening to erase every American’s debts, and give everyone an 800 credit rating. Let me respond be saying I double did dare you to do it.

[Kirsche 🥥 🧁 @KirscheVerstahl]

>get off stream
>look at mail
>IRS
>ohfuck.jpg
>"you failed to correctly calculate your penalty fee for failing to calculate your estimated taxes correctly so we are applying an additional penalty fee"

Whichever politician advocates for abolishing the federal income tax and destroying the IRS buildings will get my vote, I don't care what else you platform on at this point

[Eldritch Brick - BE NOT AFRAID @FuckKoroks]

It could be the very best game in the world and the developers could line up after the credits to take turns giving me a blowjob and I still wouldn't pay money to a person whose career was built on lies and sheer disdain for the medium.

I really don't give a shit.

[GBR @GayBearRes]

“Hi there! Just wanted to see if you got started on those 8 compliance training modules that are due in Q2!”

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can you imagine America doing something this cool

[Pygmy Glottochronologist @GreatValueArhat]

This is infinitely preferable to all other forms of hiring

[Dr. Tara Taylor @tara_taylor]

One of my senior math students did their final presentation on negative aspects of AI (cognitive decline, environmental damage, child pornography). It was amazing. They also talked about how they have seen changes in their friends who use it all the time.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

LETS GO!

[Jodi Beggs @jodiecongirl]

i work in advertising analytics, and our models assume that an ad can't make you less likely to buy a product but honestly i am not super confident in this feature

[matt @mattjoans]

🚨MIT STUDY: Fork found in kitchen drawer, knives and spoons also observed.

[Felryn @FelrynX]

throwback to the time in wow where i used to raid in a guild where the gm/rl was a doctor resident lol

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Every week, a tech executive goes onstage to tell the world they’re deliberately making the world worse because it will make them money

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

So apparently Iran is threatening to hack into major credit sites and wipe Americans debt to fuck with corporations???

All I want to know is where I can volunteer to have mine wiped.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I'm more worried about our own government attacking us on our own soil to blame it on Iran than I am that Iran will attack us.

That’s where we are now.