Chris Pond

Made in Texas, Born in New Brunswick

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If Luke Bryan truly believes most people are good, he's never worked retail before

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I'm embarrassed by the amount of Canadian announcers who can't even pronounce "Willie Desjardins" properly. How'd you guys make it to the Olympics?

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85% of eagles fans today have never heard of a boy named Carson Wentz. That tells you the size of the Super Bowl game

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From what I've seen on twitter here tonight I hope I die single

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Just blame it on men in general. They're all gross #EveryMan

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When shotgunning a brewski, what way do you hold the can?

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@princesspurves Can happen to any dog for sure, my sisters dog is a mutt and he's got bad allergies also. But I've been told health issues are less common in mutts. Either way it's crazy that my dog eats angus beef every day 😣

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I love my dog a ton but I gotta say, get a mutt if you're gonna get a dog. My purebred has food allergys and I pay $200 a month for special food just to keep him comfortable. And it sucks #OhWell

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My lil bros ex took a shot at him from her grad quote. I'm annoyed cause it's my last name too. But pissed cause he's lived 14 hours away for 4 months and she still can't figure out how to live without him #MoveOn #LetTheLadLive

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I wouldn't say going to khrome on Christmas night is something to brag about. Sounds like a sad story to me

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We seriously gotta do hourly updates on the radio about whether this old man is going to live with his wife? Breaking news in New Brunswick is embarrassing

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Just another person who knows more about the product than the engineers who invented it #sales

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@michaelakathx Yes ma'am, always been a huge fan

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Terrible how 1 person and 5 minutes can take your day from a 10 to a 2. But beautiful when they take it from a 2 to a 10

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It's not terrible to be in your 20s and not have your life together. I've had mine together for 3 years and I question it most days

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I wonder if Babcock got to swing a club between pictures. That must be some frustrating being unable to be in public

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"I came on your property and your dogs came running up to me. What can we do about this" how about staying off my property bra...

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It's like when you own a home at a young age you must give off a scent telling people "please take advantage of me" #TiredOfThisBullshit

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It bothers me because I still want to be a part of your life