Carvey Pumpkinson

Professional jokesmith/artist/voice actor/comedic writer

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

WARNING: Outdated! These are the new prices.

[Fabs @TheFabsWOW]

Some gartic phone animations made with homies @SufferinCircuit @Avalugg_ and @CPumpkinson . Very fun, I was laughing v hard

[Nice Moves MN @nice_moves]

This October, we’re celebrating a Monthly Mover whose work embodies the spirit of the witch !! 🎃💀

@CPumpkinson aka “Carvey Pumpkinson” is an illustrator, storyboard artist and voice actor who is skilled at conjuring haunting, moving images that possess a hand-crafted feel.

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

@MrBeast But you can never scrub away the stain on your soul.

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

Since X is a disaster I'll be posting new jokes at my BlueSky account, @cpumpkinson.bsky.social. I'm the new kid on the Block! HAHAHA

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

Travis Bickle Was Never The "Real" Taxi Driver, Director Martin Scorsese Confirms https://t.co/TRfm9TwdT4

[The Third-Rates @TheThirdRates]

WE ARE THE THIRD-RATES‼️
WE KNOW WE'RE NOT THAT GOOD🤷‍♂️
BUT WE'RE OKAY🥉

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

I tried playing with the new Lego Elon Musk set, but they screwed up the Blocks.

[Ghada Mahmoud🍉 @Ghada3Family]

IF YOU SEE THIS YOU HAVE TO RT
I wish you could imagine the amount of pain I feel as I try to save my daughters
them deserves to grow up and live them childhood
them needs you to help them get out of here. You can do It by contributing any amount to them
https://t.co/LSJt20Kbo6

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

@pattonoswalt Patton “Oswalt” Smith

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

@mattwritesbooks Odd assity.

[CrowBears @CrowBears64]

todays warm up

[🜏 Edmund McMillen 🜏 @edmundmcmillen]

after 15 years with my twitter avatar the amazing @JohnnyUtahNG has updated it! im back and older than ever!

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

@ConanOBrien I'm glad you gave him a shoebox to stand on so you could put your arm on his shoulder.

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

@dinahashem_ It’s okay, just look up “Revolution 60” and you’ll realize who you’re talking to.

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

@OddOblivion Get along, little doggie.

[Wrath Club @WrathClub]

When the world needs heroes, the ACTION DOODS answer the call!
►https://t.co/oenbSMxSeI◄

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

@marknorm Teach a man how to send Xi Jinping to Helene and you've solved a problem for a lifetime.

[¡Shit Head! @Shithead420X]

@LyleRath

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

@LyleRath Are you saying this hoping it'll somehow justify the choice of getting a tribal tattoo?

[Carvey Pumpkinson @CPumpkinson]

@matthwatson His klan hood is made of titanium alloy, that stuff they use on the space shuttle.