𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞, 𝐜𝐮𝐳 !

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

cleanin’ and scrubbin’ himself at the beach .

no peekin’ . unless you have a “few” bells with ya . . .

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

pat pat . don’t worry . i have a cure !

it only costs 5,000 bells .

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

even the brainrot got to raymond . . . poor cat .

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

staring back at him half-lidded .

“ y-you’re so . . . ugly, bastard . . . fuckyou’rebig— “

tom’s dick is snuggled so nicely inside the fox . even has a little belly bulge there, pressing against the tanuki’s gut .

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

his yukata sliding off, showing off more of his shoulders and neck to the tanuki, still having a few hickeys/bite marks from their recent lovemaking .

he’d feel tom’s paw on his chin, being forced to look up at nook . he’d indulge, opening his own eyes , scarlet red —

[♯ 𝙏𝙊𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙊𝙆 @TANUKIMAYOR]

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Oh shush. He's USED to his stupid insane girth, sometimes they would go crazy in bed . . hours of fun!

Nook sighed in relief.
Enjoyed that tight hole clenching around his dick like a vice. As a reward such rod would throb quite fiercely inside.

One throb, another.
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[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

his walls still exhausted from the previous dicking, struggling to get tom’s inside . . . but with the tanuki cramming himself in, it managed to fit inside, balls deep .

which made the fox moan loud and hug the tanuki tighter .

“ g-ghf . . . f-fuck you, tom . . . gah .. hah . “

[♯ 𝙏𝙊𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙊𝙆 @TANUKIMAYOR]

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Idiot. He should know that only turns him on even harder, so much that dick is oozing pre like a goddamn fountain!

Tanukis and their . . extra large balls, sighs.

Pushing his log inside
spreading walls apart, sending shocks of pleasure thanks to the sheer, veiny girth.
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[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

fucking PERVERT .

HE NEEDS THE SCREWDRIVER HE BORROWED A WEEK AGO !!!

[✧･ﾟ:*「#𝟎𝟖𝟐𝟖 — 𝙓 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙀 𝙍 」*:･ﾟ✧ @SIRREAL1ST]

. . .

Are you STILL in heat .ᐣ
⠀

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

KICKING the door now . trying to budge it open .

heerrree’s reddy .

[✧･ﾟ:*「#𝟎𝟖𝟐𝟖 — 𝙓 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙀 𝙍 」*:･ﾟ✧ @SIRREAL1ST]

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THEY'RE COWORKERS .

He will see you TOMORROW on the boat , he peddles the SAME products .
⠀

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

fiddling with the doorknob .

he’s got PRODUCTS to talk about like your average door-to-door salesman.

[✧･ﾟ:*「#𝟎𝟖𝟐𝟖 — 𝙓 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙀 𝙍 」*:･ﾟ✧ @SIRREAL1ST]

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Fuck no I'm not , JIMMY NEUTRON .

Go get forehead reduction surgery && then we'll talk .
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[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

wait wait wait— he gave him that a few days back —

huffing, arms wrapping around nook’s neck and pressing his snout against his fluffy chest .

“ b-be gentle, ppllleaassee, tom-tom . . . “

cue his cute fox whine . nook loves that sound .

[♯ 𝙏𝙊𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙊𝙆 @TANUKIMAYOR]

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His hatred is so high Nook is lifting that ass, rubbing his fat bulge against those orange fluffy buns.

Tch - gonna give 'em a lesson this time.
Might as well give Redd severe ass soreness!

HUMP HUMP !
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[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

open the door .

OPEN THE DOOR .

[✧･ﾟ:*「#𝟎𝟖𝟐𝟖 — 𝙓 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙀 𝙍 」*:･ﾟ✧ @SIRREAL1ST]

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.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ
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[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

good evenin’, cousin !

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

he HATES him so much .

now don’t mind them making out and touching each other, his torso brushing against the tanuki’s gut .

fuck you, nook .

[♯ 𝙏𝙊𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙊𝙆 @TANUKIMAYOR]

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( . . . )

He HATES him.
Which is why Nook is NOT stopping this.
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[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

six-seven bells.

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

IT’S NOT RABIES .

just a case of a little heat and touch-starving ‘s all .

[✧･ﾟ:*「#𝟎𝟖𝟐𝟖 — 𝙓 𝘼 𝙑 𝙄 𝙀 𝙍 」*:･ﾟ✧ @SIRREAL1ST]

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Dearest friends , I do believe your beloved Crazy Redd has contracted a nasty case of Rabies .

There is no cure , say your goodbyes now from at least twenty feet away .
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[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

[ @TANUKIMAYOR ]

he HATES him .

which is why he’s on top of nook’s lap right now .

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

grunting . moaning, even . shaking, too .

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

swayin’ his hips, tail swinging along .

just vibing to kk’s music while he washes himself in the ocean 🎶 .

[𝐂 𝐑 𝐀 𝐙 𝐘 𝐑 𝐄 𝐃 𝐃 @CRAZYR3DD]

how in the hell did he not even get startled from that ?

he drank 8 cups already for god’s sake . is he some sort of stone ?

[♯ 𝙏𝙊𝙈 𝙉𝙊𝙊𝙆 @TANUKIMAYOR]

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Siiiiip.

Morn'
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