Slavdog Gližžek

The garbage on my timeline is the garbage on your timeline.

I also run @_expressway_

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

Excuse me, I think there’s been a mistake, I need to speak with the manager. I was supposed to be part of the in-group the law protects but does not bind, not the out-group it binds but does not protect.

[Vedant G. @VedVery5]

@HuntyDraws Every app can override the display brightness setting.

For example, when you open your ticket or boarding pass, the screen brightens and you can't lower its intensity manually.

You might have opened the McDonald's app's wallet section, leading to this same thing.

[Salt ⚢ @SaltySpitoon12]

@HuntyDraws certain apps with code scanners for rewards points will automatically increase your brightness so its easier for the cashier to scan, and so they dont have to deal with boomers not knowing how to turn the brightness up to make the code scannable

[Jess ⚡️ @HuntyDraws]

@pisangu29 I was nowhere near a McDonalds which is why this is so weird

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

McDonald's Wi-Fi is “free” because you pay with your brightness

[Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL]

I love the idea of carrying a real gun but also having an extra secret much shittier gun

[Cool Homie Ron @CoolRonG]

@MarioNawfal

[think4yourself🇺🇸🤨🤔💙 @Caroltreasure]

@MarioNawfal so what. do you think all of these folks could actually coincidentally afford to stay in DC for a couple of days

[Damin Toell @damintoell]

@MarioNawfal Wow

[Adrian Chell @aPChell]

@MarioNawfal Identical pre-printed signs being handed out? I'm shocked.

[Mr Incredible @incredibledude9]

@MarioNawfal @MarioNawfal Was this post spontaneous, or coordinated with the White House?

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

Brother the printing press was invented in 1440 you gotta catch up

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

They made a game engine so bad that it managed to soil a whole other medium

[ChronoTheHarlequin @ChronoHarlequin]

Couldn’t be the goat Pitbull

[death cube for cutie @JKCinnamons]

@MeghanMcCain he would be called a radical communist today

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Such non-political acts as portraying an integrated kiddie pool in the year 1969

[Easy Breezy @Eazee_Breezy]

@esjesjesj

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He’s insanely fucking angry