Weston Creasy

[Teddy - PolyBackTest.com @Bitcoin_Teddy]

Divorce lawyer James Sexton reveals the most outrageous prenup demands he has ever seen that ended the relationship

“her lawyer called me and said you’re gonna wanna put me on mute so you can laugh out loud when you hear this list”

“she wanted a personal monthly allowance for cosmetic procedures Botox,lashes,hair and nails a certain number of vacations per year that had to be private or first class and a push present for each baby”

“he went yeah no it’s not happening no problem I just won’t even marry her if that’s what she wants”

[Underdog @Underdog]

Jameis Winston joins the Japan fans in cleaning up the stadium

[Field Rush @thefieldrush]

𝗡𝗘𝗪: Heisman Finalists & Games Around the Country are BRAND NEW

The Game presentation looks so much more alive

[PAC @CatholicPacman]

Gameplay post courtesy of TikTok

Praying that the back breaking catch animation was left in 26

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

MEGYN KELLY: “What’s core MAGA now?”

SHAWN RYAN: “I have no idea. Pedophiles Supporting Israeli Lobby?”

Touché.

[Derrick Johnson @4derrick]

Two days ago, Spencer Pratt held a cookout at Jim Gilliam Park in the Jungles. A week earlier, Rolling 60s territory. Politicians avoid these neighborhoods, scared of the anger from decades of neglect.

Spencer showed up anyway. Broke bread. Listened.

This is a new Los Angeles.

[Weston Creasy @CREASY10]

@CatholicPacman makes all the difference.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

TIL Javon Kinlaw uses the word “shit” in place of commas and its awesome

[Documenting Saylor @saylordocs]

Tim Dillon on MAGA: “It’s the greatest con in history, truly. To run as America First and you’re gonna take care of America and then turn around and go all of these things daycare, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that, we’re fighting wars."

"It is the greatest scam in history”

[End Tribalism in Politics @EndTribalism]

Thomas Massie says President Trump has fallen short on many of the promises that got him elected.

“When I endorsed him, I thought we wouldn’t have a new war.”

“I thought we would release all the Epstein files and indict some of those SOBs.”

“I thought we would get warrants for FISA that they had used to spy on him.”

“I thought that MAHA would be front and center at HHS with Bobby Kennedy there.”

“I thought we would have sane foreign policy.”

“I thought we would end our involvement in the war in Ukraine.”

“Those are all the things I’m still fighting for.”

@RepThomasMassie @TuckerCarlson

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

Fuck the entire US government.

Both sides, fuck them equally.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Tim Dillon: “The government has become 24-hour reality TV.”

“It’s a game show called: try to not go insane, we dare you.”

“You have less money than you did the year before.”

“Your kids have bleaker prospects than they did two years ago.”

“You’ll have less money and less job security than you do two years from now.”

“You’re not gonna be able to help your kids buy a house.”

“You’ve lost healthcare.”

“All of this is happening at once, and your job is to try to not go insane.”

“All of these news stories just float in and out.”

“Assassination attempt one and two, no one understood, they’re done.”

“Epstein’s done.”

“Hypersonic Dark Eagle missiles going to Iran.”

“Demons in the Earth.”

“Gas is going up.”

“Everything just moves on.”

“In a couple of weeks, they’re just gonna go: yeah, there’s aliens.”

“There’s no focus. There’s no attention span.”

“And you’re supposed to sit there, and you passively watch it.”

“Try not to lose your mind, we dare you.”

@TimJDillon

[tribal chief ☝🏻🩸 @luireigns]

What it looked like switching from WCW Nitro to Monday Night Raw at the top of the hour during the Attitude Era.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Ok im done..

" Youre an idiot Sean we're making oil.. American oil!"

Wtf does that mean? Oil companies paying you? Are they paying for the bombs? Are they giving you a gas credit? Gifting you a house?

You guys would suck Jeff Bezo if MAGA said it was good for America.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 Tim Dillon brings up a great point related to criticism pertaining to Trump from Tucker.

You’re allowed to criticize the president you voted for.

He said that’s not betrayal, it’s actually called a democracy.

If you can’t call out your own side when they’re wrong, you’re not a citizen, you’re a cult member.

Tim Dillon Show

[Uzi @UziCryptoo]

My home is paid off.

My wife & I allegedly own it FREE & CLEAR.

But today we got a bill for property taxes.

If we don't pay it, ARMED MEN will come & take it from us & then cage me until I pay them MY MONEY.

So do I own it?
Am I really free?

I already pay 35% income tax + easily another 15% taxes in:
-Sales.
-Gas & fuel.
-Capital gains.
-Plethora of other taxes.

TAXATION IS THEFT.

Property tax shouldn't exist.

[Camus @newstart_2024]

Bob Odenkirk just opened up with raw honesty:

“I’m jealous of every dad with little kids still at home.”

Why? Because back then he knew exactly who he was.

His days had unbreakable clarity: pick up everything between here and the door, get them to school, share a laugh along the way. No aching questions about purpose or identity.

He was simply a dad. And that was enough.

Now he sees friends heading out the door stressed, yet they still carry that quiet certainty: when they leave, they know who they are — a father.

In a world chasing meaning through hustle, endless optimization, and self-help, Odenkirk’s words land with unexpected weight: that profound sense of self and daily purpose often lived in the beautiful, exhausting chaos of raising little ones.

What hits you deepest — the sharp ache of losing that clear identity once the kids grow up, or the hopeful challenge of rebuilding something just as true in whatever chapter comes next?

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I am fully convinced 2019 was the last normal year we ever had. Ever since then, it feels like the simulation broke. Everyone is constantly anxious, time moves both way too fast and barely at all, and nothing actually feels real anymore. The world as we knew it is just gone, and we are all just pretending it’s fine.

[George Alexopoulos @GPrime85]

"You don't like Trump's second term? So you're saying Kamala should have been President?"

No, asshole. If dad gets drunk and crashes the family car into a tree, it doesn't mean the family dog would be better at driving.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Rich Eisen officially returns to Bristol to host SportsCenter on ESPN, complete with a throwback intro and studio. 📺🎙️