𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀☆☆☆☆ 𝙂𝘼𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙄𝙂

⠀⠀⠀⠀#YUKITTY

[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

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𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐃𝐓'𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓
ʟɪᴍɪᴛʟᴇss & ᴛᴀʙᴏᴏ 💋
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ♥️+🔁

[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

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ᅠᅠ𝐏𝐎𝐕: you're the 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐞🤢
ᅠᅠthat tried to resist Keqing's
ᅠᅠblatant sexual harassment.
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ᅠᅠOne 𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆
ᅠᅠlater, and you'll feel much better
ᅠᅠabout being demoted to 𝐉𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐌𝐎𝐏. ✨
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[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

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ㅤㅤRosaria 𝗧𝗘𝗡 𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗦 after the reader
ㅤㅤdecides to attend one of her sermons. 😇
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[【𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗧 𝗢 ' 𝗦 — 𝗠 𝗜 𝗟 𝗞 𝗧 𝗥 𝗨 𝗖 𝗞】 @PALLETTOWNMILF]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝙋𝙊𝙆𝙀𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗙—;
𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗘𝗧 𝗧𝗢𝗪𝗡'𝗦 𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏-𝘽𝙄𝘾𝙔𝘾𝙇𝙀
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𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗟-𝗚𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗦 𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚?
——𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝘉𝗮͟𝗶͟𝘁͟ 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗯𝘆!
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[—— 𝐌 @VOCACHlNK]

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⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗪𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗩𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗪𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗘—!
𝗝𝗔𝗣𝗔𝗡'𝗦 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗗𝗢𝗟-𝗛𝗢𝗘
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𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝙐𝙏𝙏𝘼 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙂𝙐𝙀...
—— 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐒𝐄𝐑.
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[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

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Every night, as you get your rest,
Rosie will spend every second walking
the streets of Liyue, doing 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 strangers
demand for even the slightest fraction of
those coveted crystals. 💎
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She better get home soon, if she's to
cook your breakfast. 💅

[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

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ᅠᅠPlease give me one last chance, 𝙂𝘼𝘾𝙃𝘼𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ

ᅠᅠA chance to show how 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 I am
ᅠᅠto get every last Primogem sucked out of me.
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ᅠᅠDealing with idiots all day surely has you
ᅠᅠfeeling drained. Can I interest you in a
ᅠᅠ𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞? 🚬
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[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

ᅠᅠᅠ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ
ᅠᅠᅠ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ
ᅠᅠᅠ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ𝙄'𝙈 𝙎𝙊𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔.ᐟ
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ᅠᅠᅠI'll be a good little 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐓, I promise!🥺

[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

⠀ ⠀ ❝ I'm sorry, 𝐂𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑. Daddy Yuni just
⠀ ⠀ 𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎 when losers don't know their place.❞
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⠀ ⠀ Hubby's in the ER while Rosie's getting more
⠀ ⠀and more 𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗦 knocked out. 😇
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⠀ Could you think of a more romantic date night?🥰

[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

ᅠᅠand just like that, another of Mondstadt's
ᅠᅠfaithful abandon their pathetic religion. ✨
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ᅠᅠI'll find a much more fulfilling life working as
ᅠᅠ𝗬𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗻'𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗳𝗲𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿, her 𝗯𝗼𝗼𝘁 𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗿,
ᅠᅠor, most importantly, 𝐡𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐓𝐌.🥰
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[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

@GroupOfSpades ⠀
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𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀𝙋𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀. 🥺🥺
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[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

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another 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐲𝐮𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐜𝐲? 😇The Ministry of Civil Affairs is so kind to foreigners who pay up, like myself!

Repeat after me, 𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋 𝐆𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐖𝐒.
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𝐈'𝐌 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐄𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐘'𝐒 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐘. 💎

[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

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⠀𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐊. 𝐆𝐆𝐋𝐊. 𝐆𝐔𝐇.
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𝙄'𝙈 𝙏𝙃𝙊𝙒𝙒𝙔, 𝘿𝘼𝘿𝘿𝙔. 𝘐'𝘓𝘓 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘞 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘗𝘌𝘊𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘋𝘌𝘚𝘌𝘙𝘝𝘌.
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My husband won't mind paying for my hospital bills, will he? 😇

[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

𝐏𝐎𝐕: Rosaria just called you a 𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙎𝙎 𝘿𝙀𝙂𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙏𝙀, a 𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙋𝘼𝘾𝙀, and worst of all, a 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙊𝙂𝙔𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙏.
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Are you 𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 gonna let some dumb wobblethot talk to you like that? 🙄
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[𝐆𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐎 💅 @Sproutskank]

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𝗞𝗨𝗠𝗨𝗡𝗚𝗨-𝗢𝗪𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝐉𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐑𝐀𝐆💖
𝗜𝗡𝗧'𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗺𝘆 𝗷𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗹𝗲𝗿🐅
ʟɪᴍɪᴛʟᴇss & ᴛᴀʙᴏᴏ 💋
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ ♥️+🔁

[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

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⠀⠀there's nothing like the feeling of
⠀𝐃𝐀𝐃𝐃𝐘'𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐔𝐏 𝐇𝐎𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐒
⠀⠀digging into your soft flesh. 💅💖
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⠀⠀𝐄𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 when her bill's more
⠀⠀than you make in a year. 😵‍💫
⠀⠀I better start saving up... ✨
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[𝐚𝐲𝐚 . @anxiousplaps]

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⠀ᅠㅤㅤㅤ𝑨𝒀𝑨 .

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝑆𝑇𝑅𝐸𝑆𝑆𝐸𝐷 𝑂𝑈𝑇 𝑁𝐸𝐸𝑇 :
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒚 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒚 .
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒅 𝒈𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒓 .
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒌𝒚 .

♡ & ↻.

[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

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⠀ ⠀ 𝗧𝗢𝗣 𝗧𝗜𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗜𝗠𝗕𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛 waiting for a
⠀ ⠀ 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐆𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄 to put
⠀ ⠀ her in her rightful place. 💅💋
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[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

@Apawgalypse ⠀
𝙤𝙝𝙢𝙮𝙜𝙤𝙨𝙝! A specific deal, just for me? 🥺 And at such an incredible discount, too!
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Be right back. 😇 Time to fetch hubby's credit card. 💳 💋
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[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

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Another 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝘼𝙉𝙀𝙇𝙔 𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙋𝙍𝙄𝘾𝙀𝘿
Lux legendary? 𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄.🥰
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There's no better feeling than coughing up your entire paycheck
just to fund a shopping spree for Demacia's favorite brat.
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Keep this up, and I'll be promoted to footstool in no time! ✨

[𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 ❄️ @CRYOTHOT]

@Apawgalypse ⠀
A new item appeared in my shop! 😇
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'Lux's Rancid Stockings' --
Only 𝟏𝟎,𝟎𝟎𝟎 𝐑𝐏?
What a steal! 💖 Here's hoping she doesn't take the money and laugh in my face like last ⠀⠀time.. 𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚... 💅