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[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

@julieee_annn Has a great ring to it!

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

Somehow trained my dog to not be a morning person. Every day after the alarm goes off I ask her if she’s ready to get up and she will throw herself over your head, neck, chest, pillows, anywhere where you are so you can’t get up until she receives at least 30 mins of belly rubs

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

Time in the sun by the pool, a Target run, and take out fried rice for dinner. Couldn’t ask for a better Saturday

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

Is it just me or are other people getting only cow hoof cleaning videos recommended to them on social media?? Cows, horses or sheep shearing…

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

A cart of three kids is yelling, can I get a hoyah at each other down the aisles of the grocery store, would’ve been cute if it actually stopped after 5 mins

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

I’d pay $20 to the first person who proves that the reason they were saved from whatever situation was solely due to the fact that they changed their voicemail.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

one of the most universally relaxing experiences is when the IT person takes control of your computer and just fixes shit i wish someone could do that for my life

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

Put on makeup today for work and found a new lip tint that I actually like but figured out half way thru the day that I was wearing my underwear inside out. So I guess you win some you lose some

[Nan Yu @thenanyu]

guys, I've made a discovery

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

I can already tell I’m going to need a bones day tomorrow in order to make it through the day

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

Nothing has saddened me more than moving away from a Trader Joe’s and not being able to try the seasonal products or vote in the Instagram reviews for which products are better

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

WE ARE GOING BACK TO MLS CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ben Wadowski @Ben_Wadowski]

All I’m asking for is a retweet. Please honor his memory with future students ❤️
https://t.co/93R3dVfXrO

[MOD Pizza @MODPizza]

Read our pinned tweet 👀

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

Is ube the next food movement? I’ve barely convinced Alex that the purple potatoes are worth eating in the mixed fingerling bags..

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

◆ The “Stay Home” Pack ◆

RT and follow for a chance to win a swag bag to step up your home workout game!

@adidassoccer | #HomeTeam

RULES ➡️ https://t.co/w1dAVtMbm9

[Diet Coke @DietCoke]

me in the me after
morning 2 p.m.
🤝
“but first, diet coke”

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

@MoElliottRiggs Hahaha I’m dying, thank you for that

[Courta-Cola @CRollerr]

Do people know that they can look at their Spotify 2019 wrapped summary without having to post it on Instagram 🙃