Cory Bruh

My name is Cory, and I have a love/hate relationship with you.

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

@andrewschulz Yooo! I just finished watching Life and it is hands down already in my top 5 specials of all time, congrats my guy!

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

Fuck today

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

Get absolutely fucked

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

@IAMHALFSTACK It's been 10 years since my last one, I need one soon

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Get married and have kids so instead of seeing blockbuster movies and critically acclaimed films in the theater you can watch them in pieces over multiple nights while constantly hitting pause to fill waters and find stuffed animals before falling asleep on the couch

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

@LeifBabin I read Extreme Ownership and I can say that it changed my entire outlook on life, and I have implemented the principles to the best of my abilities since then.

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

@F7amous Strawberries and Cream Dr. Pepper is the best thing since Orange Vanilla Coke

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

@cosmic_pumpkin_ I've still got mine from high school, it will never go away

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

The journey of 1,000 miles starts with a single step

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

You ever feel like you're just watching yourself from the outside go through the motions of your day instead of being present and in control of your own body?

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

I want a do over of this entire year

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

My wife telling my daughter that she needs to be a good girl it's hilariously ironic to me

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

I just want to be happy again

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

Yo why in my 33 years of life did nobody tell me my feet look weird as fuck

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

I'm such a fuckin degenerate it's not even funny

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

I'm losing everything I ever wanted, and there isn't anything I can do about it.

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

There are some thoughts you just can't get out of your head, no matter how much you want to.

[Cory Bruh @CSBruh]

I've done it right for so many years, why is it suddenly wrong?