CSI:Ambridge

Forensic Science in the Shires

(fan/parody account and not associated with the BBC)

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We're here for you Harrison. Kettle's always on and, er, the gaffer said to tell you she's still single... Although, between us, we think there are a few reasons for that!

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"Debbie, Adam and Ruiari were the only ones to finish their bottle of wine in The Bull so the only ones with access to an empty bottle".

Along with anyone else in The Bull who could have picked it up?! *InsertsRollingEyesEmoji

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@68Langers @Kernow27 @sarforalltosee Thus admitting she's tampered with evidence which she would be prosecuted for?

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Who do we know with IT skills and access to CCTV at The Bull? @borsetpolice

Curiouser and curiouser...

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@lidlkim @DumTeeDum @elizabeth_snook It's like "why are there no forensic teams at Blossom Hill Cottage?" all over again 🙄 #TheArchers #sigh

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And Harrison went home early did he, Fallon?

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What's that you say, Fallon? How did you cut your hand?

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What's that you say? Young George Grundy had been showing signs of violence?
Interesting. Very interesting.
Just popping the kettle on to have a think about that!

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@sarforalltosee Same. We could probably help. Don't tell anyone...

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If you don't tell him, #Fallon, we will

#Harrison
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The kettle's always on here, #Harrison
Come back anytime. And soon ❤️

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A brew before you go, Harrison fella?

#TheArchers #Yorkshire

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@JohnDalton6011 Yes and she could be charged with that but it's not drink driving or causing an accident whilst under the influence.

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@borsetpolice Always some here for you to share

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@AdamHickford @kate_crichton Where is the bunting? #TheArchers

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We are here for you #Harrison, if you need a chat. Kettle's always on and we love you. Even if you are being a bit selfish and insensitive about this.

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@GaryJHorrocks He's having a brew and a doughnut* He'll be on the case before you know it.

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*donut

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@borsetpolice Welcome back into service! We were wondering where you'd got to. Get the kettle on, the casualties are all OK. So far. #TheArchers

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@salvatorRosa Easily explainable. He could have just taken them out of the ignition. #TheArchers