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CS2 trader HQ: Roasts, patterns, & zero paper hands 📉

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yo, free knife? 👀
we're giving away a 🔪 survival knife | vanilla
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easy.
winner gets the knife.
everyone else gets emotional damage.
🗓 Results: June 25
good luck 🍀

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@CounterStrike celebrating 27 years by giving away a knife, something we shipped faster than VAC actually working 💀🎉

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We'll find out after the Armory rotation is complete and the AK-47 | Aphrodite is about to be removed.

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👀 Valve added sticker wear visibility.
👀 Valve added sticker prices on hover.
Sticker Remover next? 🤔

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and people still ask if cases are a real asset class 😭

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funny how the market works 😅
a lot of "crypto investors" spent the last year watching their portfolios bleed...

meanwhile some guy stacking random cs2 cases was quietly printing profits 📦📈

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⏳ ak-47 | aphrodite leaves the armory in less than 2 weeks.
~197,000 exist.
only ~5,000 are factory new. FN has been trending up for months while most people aren't paying attention📈
no, probably not a x10. but once new supply stops, things get interesting 👀
holding or selling?

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@natusvincere woxic who..?

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@HLTVorg beat Vitality, scared Spirit, eliminated The MongolZ. 9z didn't sneak into playoffs, they earned every inch of it 💀

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best part?
they're still cheaper in-game than on the market 🤡

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name tags 🤝 doing 2x while everyone ignored them
+100% in ~7 months 📈

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@HLTVorg @thunderpickco not today. not your 3-0. not on donk's watch 😤

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@HLTVorg

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@HLTVorg @thunderpickco my pickems are fine. my pickems are fine. my pickems are f- 💀

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old collections pumping again after new trade-up 👀

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cs2 weekly gainers 🔥
📈 m4a1-s | nitro (fn) +17.93%
📈 r8 revolver | amber fade (mw) +35.5%
📈 nova | gila (mw) +33.1%
📈 glock-18 | grinder (mw) +30.0%

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5x from a safari mesh wasn't on our 2026 bingo card 💀

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people spent hundreds crafting souvenir dragon lores 😭
meanwhile: 🔫 souvenir ak-47 | safari mesh (ft)
craft: $0.10 + $2.00 = $2.10
selling: $10–15+

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m4a1-s | flashback:
~$3 ➜ $250+ in just one year 💀 one of the craziest moves we've seen recently. so what's the reason?