Coaster Conspiracies

We expose the conspiracies in the roller coaster world. The Bilderberg Group secretly meet in the hall of presidents. Where is Millennium Force's airtime?

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Kings Island and Kings Dominion are announcing something else they can stick up their fan bases with the new haunt passes (and the lack of Winterfest at KD): Rubber Butt Plugs in the shape of the Eiffel Tower! Corporate thinks this will sell well since you’re already bent over.

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Werewolf George/Jorge is a good addition both financially and entertainment wise.

[Six Flags Fiesta Texas @SF_FiestaTexas]

Launch into the legend of #WerewolfGorge - new in 2027! This record-breaking family coaster sends you hurtling along 4,120 feet of twisted track - including 32 exhilarating airtime moments - as you explore the deserted silver mine where mysterious howls echo from the dark.

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@coastersnbrews Werewolf George/Jorge looks to be a solid addition to the overall financial value to the park

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@SF_FiestaTexas Petition to change the name to Werewolf Jorge

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Werewolf George looks to be an exciting addition to Six Flags Fiesta Texas!

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… Werewolf GORGE!? Ok, but I’m Still calling it Werewolf George @SF_FiestaTexas

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#ApologizetoElToroRyan

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Gene Staples is the "I can fix her" boyfriend of amusement parks.

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Catching up coaster drama:
❌ Morning Rush
✅ CoasterMania
❌ Millennium Force Seatbelts
✅ Pretending that Tony Clark can do something about it.

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That’s a funny way to spell “Fuck”

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Happy #ValentinesDay #knockedoff

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You know how many times I've said "Life is not ValleyFair!" to young enthusiasts?

... I have actually never said that, to anyone, in fact I dare not say anything to any enthusiast because the last thing I want is to be stuck in a conversation that trails into awkwardness

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The rollercoaster museum

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what’s ur most overhyped and underwhelming attraction. I’ll start…

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Clint! Never stand in front of the sign like that again! It looks like you're trying to hide the "cock!"

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That’s a funny way to spell “Fuck”

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❌ Millennium Force
✅ Millennium Foreskin

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Retweet this if you have farted on "The millennium force"

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❌ Millennium Force
✅ Millennium Foreskin

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Kings Island and Kings Dominion are announcing something else they can stick up their fan bases with the new haunt passes (and the lack of Winterfest at KD): Rubber Butt Plugs in the shape of the Eiffel Tower! Corporate thinks this will sell well since you’re already bent over.