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Kings Island and Kings Dominion are announcing something else they can stick up their fan bases with the new haunt passes (and the lack of Winterfest at KD): Rubber Butt Plugs in the shape of the Eiffel Tower! Corporate thinks this will sell well since you’re already bent over.
Launch into the legend of #WerewolfGorge - new in 2027! This record-breaking family coaster sends you hurtling along 4,120 feet of twisted track - including 32 exhilarating airtime moments - as you explore the deserted silver mine where mysterious howls echo from the dark.
You know how many times I've said "Life is not ValleyFair!" to young enthusiasts?
... I have actually never said that, to anyone, in fact I dare not say anything to any enthusiast because the last thing I want is to be stuck in a conversation that trails into awkwardness
Kings Island and Kings Dominion are announcing something else they can stick up their fan bases with the new haunt passes (and the lack of Winterfest at KD): Rubber Butt Plugs in the shape of the Eiffel Tower! Corporate thinks this will sell well since you’re already bent over.