Colonel Sandanista

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[Colonel Sandanista @CSandanista]

NFL Twitter: Burrow is only good because of Chase, who is only good because of Burrow, who is a system QB, which is due to Zac Taylor, who is a bad coach

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@zimwhodey Lol "We'll get around to signing Zay Flowers so we're good"

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@CincyProblems And bottom 6 in MLB in run diff. This is a bad baseball team. I'd say sell but what's even the point. Take out a $500m loan to sign Elly and let's see where this train goes

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@JoeGoodberry As a film production professional in LA they advertise for these jobs all year long. And with the state of the media industry they get CRAZY talent

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The Reds might set a record for negative run diff this year

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@CincyProblems Stop cutting off the run diff column and you might see why!

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@CincyProblems Run diff will always catch up with you. Death and taxes

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It's almost like you can't have a double digit negative run diff in mid May and still think you can keep up in the toughest division in MLB...huh @Reds?

[Colonel Sandanista @CSandanista]

The 2026 Cincinnati Reds are not a good baseball team

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Seriously it's May and the Reds have a negative run differential. It's an actual problem. You can get all worked up about the record but math says it will come crashing down HARD and soon

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@DuderTha @ByJayMorrison @BengalsTalk They've paid Mafe for 3 years and have Stewart for 3 more. Murphy hasn't proven anything

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@CincyProblems Keep cutting off that run diff column...

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At some point these guys have to get the run diff into a serious place. We're a month in. This isn't sustainable

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

Close one.

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I'm honestly not sure if they need the depth right now but DJR would be such amazing Dexter Lawrence insurance and make this maybe the deepest DL in the league

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

My understanding is the #Giants are still very much in the mix for DT DJ Reader…. But, they have real competition for him.

The signings of Shelby Harris and Leki Fotu today won’t have an impact on the Giants’ pursuit of Reader.

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@JamesRapien Is it an absolute pipe dream to think they can sign him long term or are we just waiting for the inevitable rug pull? Does Sal Stewart change the equation?

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This is one of the most incredible plays you will ever see a SS make

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Elly's got your back!

@ellylacocoa18

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Oh nooooooooooooo

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Colbie Young was a clear reach, but I would have been fine taking any of the next 3 Bengals picks in that spot so it's really hard to complain

Definitely need a LB and slot CB now to finish out the roster but assuming they can do that this has been a very good offseason

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@JoeGoodberry Is this actually a...gulp...REALLY good Bengals draft?

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Are the Bengals actually killing this draft?