Christopher Scheiene

Founder and CEO of Movelio.
Embracing the enigma of life with a dash of humor 🔥

[Christopher Scheiene @CScheiene]

@HfcmoreiraHugo Awesome - if you despise democracy

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@Arildo21 Som om vi noensinne hadde lave priser

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@Tesla_NL_TR It's actually a larger overall problem for the EU if it continues this stupid "payback time" game they are playing.

I'm all for european innovation, but then they need to get smart about it and create a business centric environment.

[Movelio @movelioglobal]

Some days you want a light release.
Other days, you want deeper pressure.

Movelio Bed Roller is a modular massage system that adapts — using gravity and your own bodyweight for controlled pressure.

Now shipping to the UK 🇬🇧
Our first market outside Norway.

[Christopher Scheiene @CScheiene]

@ScottAdamsSays Found this little fella at a Norwegian school yesterday. The kids were doing a travel project — and of course Dilbert was there under their USA stand.

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@SawyerMerritt ☑️ Realistic visuals

☑️ AP as reliable as FSD / FSD stack

☑️ Back to the future theme

☑️ Full Grok integration

[Christopher Scheiene @CScheiene]

@oysteinbogen Hvis det er dine forventninger, får du rett eller feil.

Får du rett, må du huske at selv blinde høner finner korn, men det betyr ikke at de ser.

Tar du feil, tar kognitiv dissonans som regel over.

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@UriksFredrik

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@Rainmaker1973 She's really into cats

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@vol888 Optimus spinning a Tesla wheel cap on it's finger?

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@YGrigori @elonmusk @wholemars A functional AP would be a major improvement

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@TeslaNewswire Never understood why there are two light sources over the license plate and not a single light bar unless it's a regulatory requirement.

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https://t.co/mTFtRIOkgQ

[Movelio @movelioglobal]

We set out to create something better!

When we started designing the Movelio Bed Roller, we had one goal—to build a back massager that truly makes a difference. Something that feels premium, works effortlessly, and lasts. You can see it. But do you know what it does?

[hodlonaut @hodlonaut]

Norway is self sufficient with renewable hydro power.

Then we built cables to transport our electricity to the European power market. They said it wouldn't affect power prices to consumers in Norway.

Tomorrow people in the SouthEast of Norway will pay 1315 øre per kW/h. That is 100 times the production cost of our hydro power, and 50 times the prices we used to enjoy before the cables were built.

[Christopher Scheiene @CScheiene]

@NotATeslaApp FSD stacks should power standard AP.

[TheBetterPath @TheBetterPath_]

Your brain has been fooling you your entire life.

This Nobel Prize winner spent 40 years proving it.

Here are the 10 mental traps controlling every decision you make: 🧵

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@NotATeslaApp Confirm smoother visualisations and front wheel direction for parking. Norway, Y, AMD, standard AP.

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@NotATeslaApp Smooth visual bug is low hanging fruit for the Holiday update.

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A delay will likely cause a chain of delays.

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@NotATeslaApp Deleting chrome delete😆