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A sense of humor to deal with the horrible things in life. Good news is I'm laughing all the time.

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@Blackjewss How bad was the fart?

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When a (should be) 2 hour editing session turns into 3 days due to technical issues....

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@SarahKSilverman Sadly, much like its source, that's all there is.

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@ThatKevinSmith Under the Same pretense, I'd like to sue the church for using jesus's image without permission. One of the bible passages specifies no idol worship so this is clearly an infraction.

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Watching the boys

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@IGN Yay.

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@MalcolmMama15 Im ok. It's hard to be ok, but I'm invested in myself.

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Im making progress. None if it's lucrative, but it's progress.

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@realDonaldTrump Too bad Russia lost faith in you.

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@realDonaldTrump Yeah, for the pet guy. You know? The president.

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@realDonaldTrump I get it buddy. You feel cheated. I can relate to that. But here's the thing. You're an elected official with a job. So maybe put down your fucking phone and do some fucking work you twat.

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@SF7_1_5 @realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump

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@realDonaldTrump @CNN @nytimes So EVERYONE ELSE IN AMERICA is lying?

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Tweet

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@realDonaldTrump No matter how you spin this, it didn't undo 200,000 deaths.

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If someone gets mortally wounded in an accident, it's a tragedy. If the person was a white supremacist nazi shit, it's no longer a tragedy. If that person receives a donation of blood from a gay Jewish trans black man, hilarious...
So yeah, this trump thing is kinda funny, huh?

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/bqEEF9Vhrv

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@AnthemRespect @realDonaldTrump That's on a fox news report.... that's mainstream media...