CSimpsonstories

No Escape. ❤️ 5/26 /11 and 3-27-15 Always.

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Oh, if you live in Southern California and want an invite to my wedding - let me know. 😊 It’s December 2020.

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So, yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s it about me.

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I have no fucking clue how I passed my drug test to work there. 😂

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Oh and I work at Disneyland on the weekends. 😊

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Anyway...

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Honestly though, don’t do drugs kids. Drugs are bad M’kay.

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I honestly didn’t think it was going to do shit, but I was so wrong. 😂

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Funny weed story; The first time I tried it, I got a 300 mg brownie. Had no idea the significance of mg, so I just shoved the whole fucking thing in my mouth at once and ate it all.

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On the bright side, I’ve never actually smoked weed before in my life. I only eat edibles.

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I’m totally gonna stop in 2019 though, because my grades this semester have gone to shit. I used to get straight As and I got a fucking C this semester.

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I tried weed for the first time earlier this year..and like now, I honestly get high like every other day. It’s terrible, I know. 😶 I’m going to hell.

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Oh yeah, well on a dark note, I’m officially a pot head. 🤷‍♀️ I know, I know... I used to talk such shit about people who smoked weed in the past. I’m a hypocrite. College is a time for experimenting, you know? Totally indulged in that.

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Hmmm... what else?

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Anyway, me and Logan moved in together.

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Me and Guido - what the hell? Why do I even call him Guido? His name is Logan, damn. 👏

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I’m in Medical School and I graduate next year! 👩‍⚕️

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Me and Guido are still together *Engaged* 💍

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First and foremost.. I’m 25 years old. 😂 My “fangirl” days are long over.

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Welp... I guess for everyone who’s still interested in my personal life and probably wondering why I never tweet from this account anymore..let’s talk.

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