Chris Smith

Chris Poles is a bad, bad man

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

@imMiketoo @KingLit72 Buddy you're stressing me out

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

AFC Super Bowl Quarterbacks:

2001: 🐐
2002: Gannon
2003: 🐐
2004: 🐐
2005: Roethlisberger
2006: Manning
2007: 🐐
2008: Roethlisberger
2009: Manning
2010: Roethlisberger
2011: 🐐
2012: Flacco
2013: Manning
2014: 🐐
2015: Manning
2016: 🐐
2017: 🐐

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

BILLY BILLY

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How to be a physics teacher and lose your job https://t.co/7tmy4rorFB

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

To be honest, it's surprising you don't hear more tree hugger malarkey about Christmas trees being slaughtered every year

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

Ding Dong Devers with the inside the yardddaaaaaa

[kcpolice @kcpolice]

Right?! They're all like, "Here's your beloved kitty," and we're all like, "We need to arrest your dad." https://t.co/SE811g8sQf

[Jaromir Jagr @68Jagr]

Look, I just tell my cat, there is a chance to play in NHL this year. 😀😀😀

[Tim Carroll @timmerthirty3]

I guess in the end it doesn't even matter https://t.co/S8WfnzUwDc

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

Brick and beam is about to take Quincy by storm

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

@markcohen95 You're fine. Stop being a fucking pussy

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

@markcohen95 Welcome to second couch circa 2010

[artetas burner @bruce_taggart]

Injury update: Aaron Hernandez (neck) out indefinitely

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

@markcohen95 @lanna_lyn_ You got it lazer

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

@lanna_lyn_ Sure does. Everyday is the most wonderful time of the year with the kid

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

@markcohen95 Ribs*

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

@markcohen95 No charcoal but the propane is cooking

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

With this weather i can already taste the steak tips coming off the grill

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

@Scarnici113 @savoie617 can confirm it was an ihop before bickfords. Can not confirm it was ever dennys

[Chris Smith @CSmitty617]

@Scarnici113 woke up this morning with zero nichis in sight. This tweet explains a lot