C Snow

Aspiring Sesame St. monster but with more attitude

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

Ppl ALWAYS apologize for their cat walking in on a video conference and whisk the cat out of view.

PSA: STOP 👏 DOING👏 THAT 👏 I 👏 NEED 👏 THE 👏 CAT👏 MY 👏LIFE👏 IS 👏 GYM 👏 AND 👏 GRAD SCHOOL

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

Dear X,

Please stop sending me “notifications” from accounts I do not follow.

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

👀 When a band I like from the 80s becomes a TikTok trend

#BlueMonday

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

For the love of free time @duolingo, please stop putting me in these super high xp leagues.

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

Ok, marimbas are an underrated instrument.

This is one of my hills and I will die on it

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

Is it just me or does every Smithie reflexively dislike Ted Hughes?

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

I just finished listening to Friends, Lovers, and the Terrible Big Thing and I’m heartbroken over the death of Matthew Perry.

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

TikTok, do I seem like the type of person that is all in for early X-mas stuff?

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

@jugoslavska Transit because the vibe looks right

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

When you’re feeling anxious and your Fitbit counts it as active minutes 💁‍♀️

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

@Franz_Ferdinand Meeting Alex at a show in Boston (circa 2010) and having him sign my self-designed “Franzy Pants.” Special thank you to Alex for being incredibly kind to a very devoted teenager.

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

One of my personal work tenants learned from toxic fires: Respect should be given but trust has to be earned.

[Duolingo @duolingo]

i said what i said

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

So I have to miss the Bills and the Jets game because Disney had to be greedy?

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

Liking noise music has given me a high tolerance for dental drills

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

When I was between 8-10 years old, my cousin won a coloring contest at Sam’s Club and got a prize and I asked where mine was. The woman behind the counter told me that she was waiting on one for me.

It’s been decades, Stacey.

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

At this point in my life, I am obsessively watching Food Network AND reading a cozy, baking themed mystery.

Where did my hedonism go?

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

Started watching obscene amounts of Food Network on Max and I still routinely have girl dinners.

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

Though I adore Food Network, it absolutely makes me feel like I am a food critic anytime I go out.

And I am an ABSOLUTE PAIN about it.

[C Snow @CSnowGo]

I’m annoyed by “X” and still passive aggressively calling it Twitter.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

C is for what?