Chris Stanford

[G. @geoc1878]

I’d feel sorry for West Ham but I had a cream egg bounced off the back of my head there about 4 years ago so fuck them.

[Wayne Rooney @WayneRooney]

Just watched some family guys. Peter griffin is hilarious. Haha. Shapoppi

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The selections for Labour candidates needs to be more democratic and we should end NEC impositions of candidates. Local Party members should select their candidates for every election.

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Harry Smith @HarrySmith_99]

@_ROUNDTHEBEND__ I got a Screwfix beanie

[Sam Millar @SamMillar72]

Been paid off 3 days before Christmas holidays due to there not being enough work after the year. Full qualified floor layer with 9 years experience, if anyone knows of any flooring companies taking on.

Failing that, happy to do absolutely anything. RTs appreciated

[𝗣𝗘𝗗 @PED7]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Chris Stanford @CStan1878]

@ben_bowman_ Its good to dream big. But dunno where you're getting another 7 league titles from when you've just finished 17th.

[EFC DAILY @EFCdaily_]

He deserves this.. and more 💙🇮🇪

[Laura Kirk-Francis @LauraKirk12]

1st day in my new job as Fixtures Scheduling Manager at the Premier League x

[Boxy @boxy27]

Hi Blues!
I’ve been collecting matchday badges for the last four seasons, but I missed out on the Ipswich one from last season. Anyone got a spare they’d be willing to sell me? Cheers 💙

#Everton

[Ciaran @CiaranBloo]

“19 games unbeaten” sound mate how many were against a gargantuan institution, pull the other one 👍🏻

[Chris Stanford @CStan1878]

@TheEvertonEnd Was dogshit until their number 10 wouldn't back up for that freekick and everyone's rage meter got filled to the brink. Suicidal from them.

[Chris Stanford @CStan1878]

@KDH__8 Maddest decision I've ever seen. Well, since your last one anyway.

[Jezebel @Jezebel]

We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk https://t.co/1zjr6QycWd

[Chris Stanford @CStan1878]

@Naz50200359 @pityforyourself https://t.co/VYlMA4D0i1

[FAISAL @EVE__7_]

Dominic Calvert-Lewin .. 😂😂🐐

[Kilmarnock FC Women @KilmarnockWFC]

37’ | SKYE STOUT!!

Skye fires in a free-kick on the edge of the box!

Kilmarnock 4-0 St Johnstone

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?