Jill

Just a dog sharing the story of his life

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Man i gotta stop getting in my bed after being at the beach
#SandySheets #Alliteration #ImADogThatTweets #Giffted

[Jill @CStevens1823]

gave me a bottled water because I got the meal and I was like wow I can’t believe people pay for a one time use plastic bottle of water. Long story short I’m swearing off McDonald’s and plastic water bottles. Hope you all enjoyed. Tune in next week for Frog Dogs Blog. #FuckMrsT

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Story time. So yesterday I was driving home from Maine and I stopped at McDonald’s for dinner....
(More below ✌️)

[Jill @CStevens1823]

It took me a grand total of 8min to order and consume a Big Mac meal. I instantly fell into a quick depression about the situation. I thought about the carbon footprint behind the meal that lasted a whopping 3 maybe 4 minutes. They also

[Jill @CStevens1823]

I'm sick and tired of the government stripping me of my natural oils!!!!! Im SORRY..... I thought this was america??? #BringBackKahoot #4myOGs

[Jill @CStevens1823]

⚡️ ITS ELECTRIC BABY⚡️#ELECETRIC

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Ok I couldn't leave twitter with out shouting out Mrs T for taking my water gun because I was holding it in the school parking lot. Never shot it or had intentions to. I guess Algonquin has the authority to take my stuff🤷🏼‍♂️#Salty #OkNowImGoneForGood #TeacherAppreciationDay

[Jill @CStevens1823]

We had our highs when I discovered Kahoot, and our lows when my fish passed away (RIP). It was a great run but now it’s time for me to go. #HangingUpTheGloves #SeeYouLaterAligator #TheRealDonaldTrump

[Jill @CStevens1823]

As Donald Trump once said, “It's snowing and freezing in New York. What ever happened to Global Warming?”. Which is why I regret to inform you that I will be leaving Twitter. My page has exploded these past couple days and I cant handle the stress.

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Not sure why people feel the need to give my account bad reviews on yelp. #ThisIsAmerica #YelpIsAWeapon

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Shout out to all the trees out there. Stay stiff, summer is almost here. #HappyCincoDeMayo

[nathan anderson 🥞 @nathnanderson_]

Bruins 1 - Lightning 1 - Refs 2. I'm predicting Refs in 7.

[Jill @CStevens1823]

When the edibles kick in...

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Is it pronounced Pets Mart or Pet Smart 🤷🏼‍♂️. Let me know in the comments below! Also doing a huge giveaway soon so stay tuned 🙈#WhoHereIsAlsoADog

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Apple Ciroc? Who am I DJ Khalid. -@DannyFurey

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Before I lose my mojo. I was just sexually harassed and Mrs Marcone did nothing 😭😭😭 #SeeSomethingSaySomething

[Jill @CStevens1823]

@isabellaragsdal Thank you for your imput! It's people like you who are making this world safe for our children 👶 #SafetyFirst

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Who's ready for senior ball! Is anyone else bringing there dog? #woofwoofbitachbark

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Some food for thought. Waffles for dinner? #PowerMoves #TheSyrupRuinedMyBurger #VoteNoOnNumberTwo

[Jill @CStevens1823]

@Wachusett better provide me with a new pair of jeans to compensate for these wet seats. #SwampAss #SkyRide #KindOfLikeIt

[Jill @CStevens1823]

Wow what a night. Just had a romantic chair lift ride with my homeboy Dennis. Quick shoutout to @achkinazi25 for giving me the courage to create this account. #SeniorBall