Carla Stoltman

Two cats, four dogs, four kids, but only one of me. Math nerd, outdoor enthusiast, cheering on my kids, praying all the time, James 2:13

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@TheCinesthetic No Way Out

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@bunsenbernerbmd What do you mean my emotional support leg is upsetting my colleagues?

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@CoachJ_Cougs Congratulations!

[ABC News @ABC]

A red meat allergy caused by tick bites is an "emerging public health concern," according to two new studies from the CDC. https://t.co/2XmS9XlM3c

[Florida Panthers @FlaPanthers]

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@jkirk___ Truth

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@jcsugar26 @HSTeachProbs The number of my kids friends in college finding out that deadlines are actually deadlines and nothing is accepted afterwards. Or better yet, no one will chase you down to get work

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@bunsenbernerbmd Grendel, turn your camera off if you are getting up

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@marcusdharvey I had a major test in grad school and my toddler woke up with a fever. I went to campus early, rolled my stroller into my professors office. He walked me into a conference room and handed me my test. Told me who to hand it to when done. Didn’t even flinch. Thankful

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@RoseThorgaard My youngest daughters name — Ariella

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@WreckaCenter Absolutely. In fact I always ask what to use when communicating in any form because it is a huge safety issue

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@MathTeacher1123 It was a faculty meeting that made me decide to quit my job last year. Stuck out the rest of they year, shouldn’t have. It destroyed my mental health

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@GiftedTawk I used mathway

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@pileapop One of my daughters would go from it hurts to full blown kidney infection so fast it was scary. The number of times she ended up in the ER was terrifying.

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@seizuresalad Every Christmas Eve.

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@AgathaChocolats Whoops I did it again

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@teacherslives Noon on Thursday

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@ellle_em My youngest daughter’s history teacher assigned amazing projects. She had so much fun making a 1950s themed commercial, a music video about “Star Wars” research, instagram posts from the view of historical figures

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Hilarious

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@howie_hua On paper I prefer pens, multiple colors. I really like working on the iPad Pro