Colin

Just your average middle-aged daft lad

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@DyerbolicalDB Gotta be Michelle Pheiffer for me. I've always had a thing for her and one of my favourite directors, Tim Burton

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@TinkerCunt_ A tenner, back in the day that was 20 regal kingsize, a litre of old English cider and a chippy tea

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@NatashaCL7 @BasilTheGreat How many more is it going to take before our piss poor government take any action. England needs another Oliver Cromwell or Guy Fawkes 😡😡😡

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@ALadyNamedKatie Yeah kiddo. If horror movies have taught us anything, turn the hell back 😱😱😱

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@NatashaCL7 😭😭😭😭

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@vickyinatutu I get PTSD just thinking about going into Primark 🤣

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@carlyjohnson123 Ridiculous kiddo. Superficial men, 2 beautiful faces, anything after that is a bonus. 2 X the jackpot right there 😉

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@noprobsju @sijuagain Legs currently up in the air digging to the bottom of the local shops freezer 😜

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@sinittaofficial @aldwychtheatre Sammy Davis Jr. 😉

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@Petitangeoff It's only criminal if you're not the woman wearing it 😍

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@ALadyNamedKatie @aestheticsguyy That's straight out some nightmarish horror movie. Good job that's my favourite genre. Great photo kiddo ❤️

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@SavMondo Cheers kiddo. Is there any better sight than a bonny lass in a toon shirt? 🤔☺️😉

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@Br0wnEyedGirl__ When it's a loved one what else can you do, And usually it's the woman that stands up the strongest 💪 ❤️

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@NatashaCL7 @prolifefrenchie TBF it's much more safer these days to have kids in your 40's. The baby of my family, my little sister was born in 1980 while my mother was in her 40's and she's still here and fine 🙂

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@Fx1Jonny Would this be the same illegal Muslim imagrants that are gang raping British women and children, blatantly stealing and killing innocent British people 🤔

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@jax3230430 @jabberwock951 He's posted a positive message to men to get checked and happened to mention failings in our NHS. Go give your head a wobble you backwards cunt

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@DyerbolicalDB Xavier March (fatherland)

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@FINALLEVEL Amazing!!! Father's don't always realise until this day just what a good job we do. Tesha is as talented as her dad 👊

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@vickyinatutu Amazing. So will a lot of your followers 😉