Clarence Swamptown

A member of the Sportive Podcast, and an occasional contributor to the Minneapolis Star Tribune's RandBall blog.

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Okie dokie. https://t.co/WTEgRS7MPP

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This should be fun.

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@TheDirtyDan3 I'm only soft because I just fucked your mother. Give me a few minutes.

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@roughkat I want 10 million dollars.

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@Zero_Dice That's also a deal.

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@yesido84 That's a deal.

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Don't even think about it, XFL. Stay off my property.

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@FishingLeagueMN @Phunnsie Never.

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@Phunnsie I have a million ideas for that!

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@Phunnsie I blame you.

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@Phunnsie The actual fuck are you talking about Joe. Breading is either flour + egg + heat (i.e. bread), or breadcrumbs (i.e. bread). Either way, it's bread.

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@MN_Matt3 @case_face @Phunnsie Wrong people spend money too.

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@Phunnsie Matt has summed up nicely the reasons why you are both wrong. maybe you two can meet at a St Paul restaurant and order chicken sandwiches and be an adorable little wrong couple who are crowned the St Paul Winter Carnival King and Queen of Being Wrong About Shit.

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@Phunnsie No.

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@MN_Matt3 @Phunnsie I understand why it exists. That doesn't justify the sandwich's existence and furthermore I believe prison is too good for the people who eat them.

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@case_face @MN_Matt3 @Phunnsie The Colonel understood this dilemma and attempted to offer a solution. He would've kicked Matt in the nuts.

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@MN_Matt3 @Phunnsie Liking things individually does not mean they belong together collectively.

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@MN_Matt3 @Phunnsie Wow. Wow. Okay fine. Fine. Everyone relax. It's fine. We'll take this one dimension further beacause I am just as fascinated to hear this answer. Matt, exactly what do you think bread is made out of

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@Phunnsie No no, you're right. Absolutely right. Let's stop for a second. Let's stop and parse this out. I am fascinated to hear exactly what the hell you think breadcrumbs are made out of

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@DJohnson_97 Not opposed to it fundamentally but have tried it many times and never been impressed.