CTA Red Line

I'm Red Line train #1324. Been doing this shit since '93.

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What's happening? Why isn't everyone sad like usual?

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IMA LIGHT MYSELF ON FIRE AND RUN FROM 95th TO HOWARD AT 100 MPH #Cubs #FlyTheW

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Something something Donald Trump something

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Running as the Rainbow train today, folks. #LoveWins

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@the_donnaTM "Haters gonna hate." - T. Swift

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You know it's summertime when you can smell me coming.

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Only playing Miami Sound Machine this weekend. #getonyourfeet

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I believe in you, passengers trying to get uptown during rush hour. You just have to believe in yourself as well.

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Between the anti-vaxxers and my morning commute, you got nothing to worry about, Diphtheria.

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"I'm not racist racist." #RuinADateInFiveWords

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Just waking up from New Year's. Any one see my side door?

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By "due", I mean "nonexistent".

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Rides are free tomorrow night; drunken slurs and foggy memories are also complimentary.

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We’ll be running our holiday schedule tomorrow, so basically don’t even bother.

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As your gather with friends and family tomorrow, don't forget THE FUCKING WHIPPED CREAM

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I'm back, motherfuckers.

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Perfect companion to the Holiday train, if the holiday train was on the internet: https://t.co/PW2HbKQXZc

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lolololololololololololololol
http://t.co/oiZZ17p3hm

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@chicagoventra need to ask you a favor. Can you make sure you don't work at Belmont during rush hour? Thx in advance

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Vomit surprises in every tenth car from now until midnight #stpatricksday