Heading to the bar soon then casino can’t wait to go 1v1 with alcoholism, gambling addiction, and substance abuse problems on this fine Friday afternoon
#wouldnthaveitanyotherway
Forgot my headphones, got a better chance of throwing this dumbell through the glass mirror than wiping the sweaty ballsack imprint off my bench. fuck you!👊Cant wait to listen to bad bunny through the speakers as I burn off my 5 liquid sleeping aids Ill be indulging in after
4 drinks at harrys charged for 3, pit stop at frat chugged 6 shots of Tito’s, back to harrys took over someone’s table and drank 5 half finished from the people before. Take notes
#onlyasexpensiveasyoumakeit
What’s with all this alcohol is poison propaganda. Don’t know any fucking poison that make you feel like Matthew McConaghey in wolf of Wall Street
#getoutofthrmatrix