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Heading to the bar soon then casino can’t wait to go 1v1 with alcoholism, gambling addiction, and substance abuse problems on this fine Friday afternoon

#wouldnthaveitanyotherway

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Nothing like waking up and having to syphon gas from a predator 10000 generator in the hooters parking lot at 8am

#livingthedream

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If u don’t jerk off to an nba player don’t talk to me about how he’s doing in the playoffs

#stephenasmithtech

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“I don’t give a fuck what you smell”

#barfarts

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Jerking off at the grocery store. That’s it. That’s the tweet

#letloose #hantaviruspatient0

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Forgot my headphones, got a better chance of throwing this dumbell through the glass mirror than wiping the sweaty ballsack imprint off my bench. fuck you!👊Cant wait to listen to bad bunny through the speakers as I burn off my 5 liquid sleeping aids Ill be indulging in after

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I shot low because I jerked off at the turn #66withnodraws type shit people don’t wanna talk about

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If ur lip tat doesn’t say the n word don’t show me it

#makeitworthyourwhile

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Visualizing what I’m gonna do to the hardrock tomorrow

#dominatethetable

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My eyes will be flying at half mass all day

#liquidlunch

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Haircut, groceries, or FanDuel with my last 40

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Let’s play a little game I like to call can I finish this exam fast enough before I shit my pants from these dons sausage burritos

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True currency is steadfast friendship

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4 drinks at harrys charged for 3, pit stop at frat chugged 6 shots of Tito’s, back to harrys took over someone’s table and drank 5 half finished from the people before. Take notes
#onlyasexpensiveasyoumakeit

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12th week of class went to wrong classroom at the wrong time

#fugmylife #2sausageburritosfromdons

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Wow that was some poor decision making utilized yesterday. Smoking a shit ton of pot today to make sure I don’t go out tonight

#nerfingmyself

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What’s with all this alcohol is poison propaganda. Don’t know any fucking poison that make you feel like Matthew McConaghey in wolf of Wall Street

#getoutofthrmatrix

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I know I owe a written apology to my body but I’m just not ready to end the bender

#maybetomorrow

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@StewieG42069 5 hundun is 5 hundun

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@allthingsB10 lost his wallet with 2gs in it in Vegas. Woke up saying I don’t have shit other than a family over everything tattoo

#stud