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I could go concussion for concussion with antonio brown

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Lowkey I think my toilet is a lil kinky the way it be slurpin down my turds.

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Imagine getting motion sickness as an adult. Grow the fuck up.

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The thing that sucks most about eating rocks is shitting them out.

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Do black people know how to do the macarena?

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Been throwing the word "Whom" around like prime Tom Brady so people know whom is intellectually superior

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Cant sleep. Guess Ill just look up shit about chernobyl.

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Who takes the change from a wishing well? Is it the people who clean them? The government?

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*DMX growling at church*

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Fanasy league punishment where they have to go to a city council meeting and they have to explain why the local Long Johnsilvers is bad for the economy and they need to shut it down and get irate.

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26? You mean 20 cigs.

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First one in, last one out.

Thats the kind of grindset i take with me when im going into a public bathroom.

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How do you clean cum out of the charging port

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I dont bet on games. I just prophesied on sports and put money on it.

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I saw the epstien files. Grimmich and taz the tazmanian devil from looney tunes was on it👀

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@steveo sounds like hes half RFK jr.

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They make a 9/11 lego set yet?

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This taco bell got me doing the the fent fold

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Big pharma doesnt want you to take more than 1 Cleritin. Cause now i can see better than Cleritin clear.

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Put on a wrestling performance with friends for people at assisted living.... could be the move👀 #cbtm

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Hobbies i love include: popping the tires of people in wheelchairs, constantly trying to get into the monkey part of the zoo to fight them, taking candy from babies, farting and blaming it on old people, and stealing windshields.