Paul

I eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning

[Paul @CTTF29]

Call me an MLB ump because I be checking for sticky substances

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Wife: Can you do some things around the house today instead of watching college football and drinking all day?

Me:

[DocDon @DocDonDJ]

@CTTF29

[Paul @CTTF29]

There is a long list of places I'd rather be than at work right now

[Paul @CTTF29]

@DocDonDJ

[Paul @CTTF29]

Cheap beer is the canvas ontowich artists paint a portrait

[Stadium @Stadium]

Deion rn

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Tyler Wells, 7th K

[Paul @CTTF29]

VYVANSE ENGAGE

[Paul @CTTF29]

Yo soup slaps

[Paul @CTTF29]

I'm not waking up for no correlation

[Paul @CTTF29]

My worst fear is coming home and Mark Wahlberg is there waiting in a tyvek suit to take his revenge on me

[Paul @CTTF29]

You shut your mouth while three 6 mafia is on

[Paul @CTTF29]

@DieInTheGulch I have a bunch of ideas for light rails

[Paul @CTTF29]

@DocDonDJ Hi yes I'd like to nominate this for best tweet of all time

[DocDon @DocDonDJ]

Damnit

[Paul @CTTF29]

Well it's the less than Truckload division of a mid package delivery so...