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At the family barbecue my cousin’s husband kept joking that “period mood swings are just an excuse to be a bitch.” His 13-year-old daughter finally said, “Dad, when you have a kidney stone you cry and everyone brings you ice packs. When Mom has endometriosis she still packs your lunch. Sit down.” The table went quiet so fast you could hear the burgers sizzle.
As a man let me say it plain. Most men ain't sitting there thinking how they can play with good love. They panic when it land in they lap. You bring peace to his house and he start picking fights, going cold, blaming stress, blaming work, blaming timing, anything but himself. He ain't scared you love him. He scared love gonna ask him to become a man he never had to be before. So instead of growing into it, he burns it down and call it bad timing.
Halle Berry’s perimenopause story hits hard.
After a full year of great sex, she woke up in the worst pain of her life, everything swollen and unrecognizable. Her doctor immediately diagnosed worst-case herpes. For 72 brutal hours, she and her new partner spiraled through trust issues… until tests revealed it wasn’t herpes at all.
It was severe vaginal dryness from perimenopause.
Her elite doctor had barely been trained on it. That moment flipped a switch: Halle decided to speak out publicly, despite warnings it could kill her career, and break the silence around perimenopause and menopause for millions of women.
Over 50% of women experience genitourinary syndrome of menopause (GSM), including vaginal dryness, yet it’s still wildly under-discussed and under-treated in medical training.
Nia Long reveals her relationship with her children’s fathers is in a good place, saying she’s past the hump and has forgiven because she didn’t want to go to the dark side of separation. She also says the Ime Udoka scandal was the best thing that ever happened to her because it allowed her to reflect on all the wonderful things she had done throughout the relationship.
“It was the best thing that ever happened to me because it allowed me to pause. It allowed me to pause and look at all the wonderful things that I had done throughout the time that I was in that relationship. But now I can pour everything back into myself. So it's not about him. It wasn't about the headlines. It wasn't about the opinions. It wasn't about the trash ass assistant. It wasn't about any of that. It was about how do I preserve what's left and the new way my family is now Like, who are we now? Cos I could just walk away and never talk to you ever again and how does that affect my son? No, I'm not going to do that. But I'm going to also be forgiving and be your friend. And that's good. That's healthy.”
Dolly Parton says fans would drive by and ask her husband if he was Dolly Parton's husband, and he'd say 'do I look like I'd be Dolly Parton's husband'
"He'd be out mowing the yard on the tractor and the fans would come by to see our house, and they'd say, are you Dolly Parton's husband? He'd say, do I look like I'd be Dolly Parton's husband, with his old straw hat and his old work clothes on"
"When I first got here I won song of the year, a BMI award in 1966, the year we got married. He rented a tuxedo, didn't want to do it, I begged him to go"
"And when we were leaving, he started taking the jacket off and said, now I want you to do great, but don't you ever ask me to go to another one of these damn things, cuz I ain't going. And he never did"
"I knew right then that I'm just going to keep him private as best I can, never ask him to do nothing. He was very proud of me. But we got along great because we didn't have nothing to fight over like that"
Jenifer Lewis talked to Keke Palmer about her s-x addiction and how has SLEPT with 63 different men, she says she never knew it was a problem and she wish she had known her body was a temple, she reveals she started to REALIZE when the AIDS epidemic hit💀😭
“I slept with 63 men now that was fabulous, i wish i had known my body was a temple, i used to just find a gorgeous man and f-ck the shit out of them”😭
“I would have s-x, s-x was the drug, it wasn’t until when life got real and the AIDS epidemic hit where i went “wait a minute”😂
Keke Palmer knew she had met her match when Jenifer Lewis explained why she ended an engagement over a tree and went OFF on people criticizing her standards and non-negotiables in relationships 😭💀👀
“Nothing is non-negotiable, I don’t negotiate SH-T… you be nice, have a good time, or go the f-ck home. Life’s too short. I’m 69, I got 30 some years left. GO F-CK yourself!”🤣