Caleb Alexander

Impossible is nothing

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

@QZander2 @DachelPayton Don’t let the hammer get the best of you. Jeez

[Deana Harley @Deanaharleynews]

Me trying to explain #TigerKing to my friends who haven’t watched it

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

When you start communicating plans with your significant other via calendar invites you’re officially adulting. Lmao

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

NFL playoffs, national anthem and a fly over....Merica

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

Whoever designs/installs upright urinals in even numbers for public bathrooms is a savage.

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

@joerogan podcast on a 3 hr Drive is the move

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

Have you ever started out your day with 2 cups of coffee? Still feeling drogy, you go for that bold 3rd cup. And thennnnnn BOOM, it all hits at once.

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

YouTube: Fast track to a professional career.

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

Just because someone says something that you don’t like, doesn’t mean they’re not right. Constructive criticism is a lost art. Learn to self reflect.

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

Wanna know what’s messed up?? Wisco can go from -60 windchill to 100 with humidity. That’s a 160 degree temp difference. How’s that even possible

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

It annoys me that movie producers assume us incoherent viewers, don’t know if you shoot a gun or blow something up indoors you’ll be deaf af

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

I’m just curious if there’s some kind of secret ingredient/recipe that makes every family diner taste the same.

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

I still believe every legion hall, low key, has a tank a few upgrades away from being operational. It would be the best defense strategy of all time.

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

Steph Curry blatantly carries the ball more than anyone else in the league.

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

Everyone’s got demons, some are just worse than others.

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

It’s the 21st century. Put a damn sensor in the football so you know per fact wether or not the ball crosses the plain. @NFL @Eagles

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

@skattybeyer #JohnFoxtoGB

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

@packers I hear John Fox isn’t coaching these days 💁🏼

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

I’m sick and tired of the NFL. So many flags. No special teams. Can’t hit the quarterback. Can’t even remember the last time I’ve seen a special teams play without a flag. #DyingLeague

[Caleb Alexander @CTanto27]

Quantum Mechanics is like going through puberty and guessing where your next hair will grow