Christopher Tarker

Lead by exemplifying others.

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The doctor told me that if I'm near sighted I can't see far away things. He said if I'm far sighted I can't see things close up...so I asked him, "then if I'm short sighted, can I not see tall people?"

[Christopher Tarker @CTarker]

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It's at this time...we stand upon the precipice of doing great things. Do not let a little tiernery meddle in the affairs of so many. We push further through the atrocities...into greater cities.

[Christopher Tarker @CTarker]

The mind is a beautiful thing to waste. If we spend our time on cellphones and electronics...we will have successfully wasted our time in life.

[Christopher Tarker @CTarker]

What is the state of the republic? To some, it looks like a challenging version of mediocrity and convoluted discourse. Refinement is needed by all means...but by all means, please don't continue plaguing this once great nation with sheer ineptitude at the top.

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[Christopher Tarker @CTarker]

@MJMcKean R. Kelly: Shower Gold

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I just moved to Florida recently...I realized that on I-95, other drivers will draft behind you like in Nascar for a little then pass you by nearly clipping the front of your car. #Going95onI95

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To uphold the truth in today's society of self serving social media gluttony is truly remarkable for some.

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@chris_pankratz @adamcarolla Don Julio DMD

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@michaelianblack To will ill will to another is an illness that cannot be cured...circa https://t.co/sNILbGo62O.etc

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@adamcarolla Rich is the man with enough insight to see what he writes.

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@BR_NBA @NBA Roll and pick la

[Christopher Tarker @CTarker]

If you look back in hate it is hard to look forward in a way that predicates internal resolution.

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#CoffeeIn5Words acdc coffee back in black

[Christopher Tarker @CTarker]

#BarbiesDarkSecrets Barbie used to date Ken's older brother Ben for a while in high school and they were madly in love...then Ben became an abusive alcoholic and Barbie was comforted by younger brother Ken and by his mansion, cars, and unlimited wardrobe.

[Christopher Tarker @CTarker]

#LittleLiesITellMyself my wife likes being woken up in the morning by my 5 preset alarms set 5 minutes apart before she actually has to wake up

[Christopher Tarker @CTarker]

Buying computer printer cartridges that cost almost the same as new printer #IsARipOff

[Christopher Tarker @CTarker]

#AwkwardQuestionsToAskCouples out of your husband's 4 other sister wives, are you his favorite?

[Christopher Tarker @CTarker]

#ImAlwaysApologizingFor things I did that offended a millennial which I am not really sorry for in the first place.