Chris

travel, tacos, beer; often in that order.

[Chris @CTwice]

@mattlindner @RRExpress Lost Well with a pocket full of cash drinking Coors Lighta watching local punk/metal is also an acceptable play.

[Chris @CTwice]

Feels like this could be @maggieerogers auto-reply right now.

[Jerry Ragonese @FlowGo37]

this is easily the greatest OOO email i've ever recieved and its not even close

[Chris @CTwice]

@paleprncss DMs in this economy?! It’s gonna take a few cold Coors Lights at Lost Well before you get a response to that statewide casting call…

[Chris @CTwice]

This is (chefs kiss)

[Meghan Montemurro @MegMontemurro]

Pete Crow-Armstrong's performance tonight -- featuring 2 HRs, 2B, 1B, BB, K, SB and 3 RBIs -- added 0.5 fWAR to his season total, which is wild.

12 qualified MLB hitters have produced an fWAR less than that this season, including Kyle Tucker (0.4).

[Chris @CTwice]

@Martin_Ellinger: trigger warning, but also bat flip alert.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

on rePete.

[Chris @CTwice]

@RachieRach429 Sorry, taking the boat out first.

[Chris @CTwice]

@ggabefootball Would be curious as to how the description of how Ben runs the building/meeting/practices compares to previous regimes that you’ve been a part of

[Chris @CTwice]

@Mike_kim714 @Titleist 29

[Chris @CTwice]

@Brett_A_Taylor Dawson

[Chris @CTwice]

@mattlindner You can’t have the highest highs without some lowest lows.

[Chris @CTwice]

@DOM_Frederic Pete Crow-Strongarmed.

[Chris @CTwice]

@BenVerlander BuT ShOhEi’S PiTcHiNG!! 😩

[Murphy's Bleachers @murphysbleacher]

Dodgers Twitter real quiet rn wya

[Chris @CTwice]

@maggieerogers This needs a beef sandwich: “hot, mozz, dipped” next to it. 🤤

[Chris @CTwice]

L-L-LA Dodgers! #GoCubsGo #Cubs

[Chris @CTwice]

@mattlindner @luckyitslizz Counterpoint: maybe they just like to fuckin’ party in Pleasant Prairie…?

[Chris @CTwice]

@ADannehy Seems like you’re either a DUDE (Bijan is a DUDE) and getting paid, or you’re not.

[Chris @CTwice]

@MLBONFOX @CubsGirlTalk @Cubs *Skuball

[Chris @CTwice]

I don’t get what the big deal is about this Tarik Skuball guy. #LADodgers #Cubs

[Chris @CTwice]

@BleacherNation I can’t wait to Chicago the f*uck out of this guys last name after he comes in to face 2-3-4 hitters and K’s the side.

Dats Zeferjahhhhn, my frient. He’s nasty.