me about my dog: my ride or die, number one, throw myself into the sun for them
my dog: i would run off with your murderer if they presented me with a cheez it cracker
I am a non-posting, p/t lurker & have been waiting for a profound or (more likely) funny or embarrassing thing. Given up and sharing this because I think it’s pretty good 😁https://t.co/YbLaQ4hFpj