Central Union Main Station

Central Union Main Station: The premiere transportation hub for everyone! Just don’t expect to leave on time. (Parody)

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After six years of planning, outreach, environmental impact studies, design, and construction, we can proudly say that the burnt out lightbulb in the second floor men’s bathroom has been replaced

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@AHHHRealScience @rice_rust_belt What’s New Pussycat?

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Adding those TouchTunes machines to our trains for people to pick and choose announcements to play

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Is now a bad time to reveal our recent pledge to only buy buses from companies owned by volvo

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Nova Bus ends bus production in the US https://t.co/SoSUjVwos1

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Finally remembered the password to this account but now I’m locked out of the office because I forgot the door code

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@GoLocalMetro And don’t ask us, we don’t know either.

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@sanpabloavenue @GoLocalMetro Unfortunately, the first clause has been cancelled.

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@RM_Transit @cambridge_today But then how could we have our lavish parties with blackjack and hookers

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@jackson_betz Hi Jackson! We’re sorry for the inconvenience this has caused. Please feel free to make your own suspicious puddle!

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The suspicious puddle at 63rd St is currently delayed, please allow extra time

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If you hang on to the outside of the bus please at least pay the fare

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With all these recent derailments, we understand you may be anxious about riding the train. Well don't worry, our trains were never on the rails to begin with!

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@GoLocalMetro Submarine service

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@stillwellav Hi Ben! I was hoping you knew…

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At least we’re not Caltrain

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Don’t take the bus!

we need them back, please stop taking them away :(

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Happy one year anniversary of us caring more about our twitter posts than running service

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there's snow way we're running buses in this weather

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Like our trains our tweets are infrequent and often late

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@slyfield4real @KingCountyMetro whats steering

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We’re short on equipment so our operators are gonna drive their cars on the tracks you just gotta jump in

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@tmorcillo_ she unionize my station till I CUM